[Versed]

I get so excited I accedently EAT my whole pants

It's like writing a blank check.

Randomness in a game of skill is why people hate crits. Having a random chance to almost guarantee a kill is often defined as a lack of skill.

Skill: the ability, coming from one's knowledge, practice, aptitude, etc., to do something well.

Luck: a combination of circumstances, events, etc., operating by chance to bring good or ill.

So skill is something you have control over while luck is something that just happens. This is why people see random criticals (not kritkriegz) as lame.