[OmegaZero_Alpha]

The towel isn't going to magically gain and impart a charge setup like that.

I know, static electricity would have to be able to like build up in arid environments. Like in the air. But then the air would have to be made out of atoms or something.

Imagine such a world where so much of it built up in the atmosphere that giant discharges of static could reach from the sky to the ground.

This is all so fucking crazy, man.

I should write a harry potter fanfic about magical electrical particles that are smaller than the eye can see that can charge and discharge in airborne particulates in low humidity, such as dust.