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  That beta's a spy!

Posted by: Drunken F00l
Oct 21, 2008, 06:50 PM
Forum: General Chat
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No, I don't actually have a Left 4 Dead Beta, but thanks for all the entertaining messages.

[Image: l4d_beta_trick_thumb.jpg]
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Yes, Hell-met, I stole your idea.


  Forcing antialiasing doesn't make a game good.

Posted by: OmegaZero_Alpha
Oct 20, 2008, 02:53 PM
Forum: Flame Bucket
- Replies (34)

I just tried out Cabal Online, wasn't worth it at all.

I started out by being completely fucking lost, because they put a pack of lvl 40+ creatures between me and the pack of lvl 1-9 creatures I was supposed to be fighting, which means running for my fucking life every time I felt like grinding. FUN

Then I got to about lvl 20 and got bored, but somebody told me that the WAR servers were fun, so I went to try it out.

I log onto a war server and it is everybody versus everybody, which means 4 lvl 90's camping every motherfucking spawn point. I think I missed what was supposed to be fun about it.

Then I went into my Nvidia control panel and forced anti-aliasing, which made it look fucking fantastic, but it was still a shit-fest.

Air rivals is still fun, though. ( Space Cowboys resurrected, MMORPG meets Starfox)


  description of American politics

Posted by: Asai
Oct 20, 2008, 02:41 AM
Forum: General Chat
- Replies (12)

This is a great glimpse of reality.

While walking down the street one day, a US senator is tragically hit
by a truck and dies. His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at
the entrance.

"Welcome to heaven," says St. Pete.
"Before you settle in, it seems there is a problem. We seldom see a high
official around these parts, you see, so we're not sure what to do with
you."

"No problem, just let me in," says the senator.

"Well, I'd like to, but I have orders from higher up. What we'll do
is have you spend one day in hell and one day in heaven. Then you can
choose where to spend eternity."

Really, I've made up my mind. I want to be in heaven," says the
senator.

"I'm sorry, but we have our rules."

And with that, St. Pete escorts him to the elevator and he goes down,
down, down to hell. The doors open and he finds himself in the middle of a
green golf course.
In the distance is a clubhouse and standing in front of it are all his
friends and other politicians who had worked with him.
Everyone is very happy and in evening dress. They run to greet him,
shake his hand and reminisce about the good times they had while getting
rich at the expense of the common people.

They play a friendly game of golf and then dine on lobster, caviar
and champagne.

Also present is the devil - really a very friendly guy who has a good
time dancing and telling jokes. They are having such a good time that
before he realizes it, it is time to go.

Everyone gives him a hearty farewell and waves while the elevator
rises....

The elevator goes up, up, up and the door reopens on heaven where St.
Pete is waiting for him.

"Now it's time to visit heaven."

So, 24 hours pass with the senator joining a group of contented souls
floating from cloud to cloud, playing the harp and singing. They have a
good time, and, before he realizes it, the 24 hour have gone by and St.
Peter returns.

"Well, then, you've spent a day in hell and another in heaven. Now
choose your eternity."

The senator reflects for a minute, then answers: "Well, I would never
have said it before, I mean heaven has been delightful and all, but I think
I would be happier in hell."

So St. Peter escorts him down to the elevator and he goes down, down,
down to hell.

Now the doors of the elevator open and he's in the middle of a barren
land covered with waste and garbage.

He sees all his friends dressed in rags picking up the trash and
putting it in black bags as more trash falls from above...

The devil comes over to him and puts his arm around his shoulder.

"I don't understand," stammers the senator. "Yesterday I was here
and there was a golf course and clubhouse, and we ate lobster and caviar,
drank champange and danced and had a great time. Now there's nothing but
a wasteland full of garbage and all of my friends look miserable. What
happened?"

The devil looks at him, smiles and says................

"Yesterday we were campaigning. Today you voted!!"


  don't be offended but thought this was funny

Posted by: Asai
Oct 20, 2008, 02:39 AM
Forum: General Chat
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You might be a Redneck When.....


1. You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.

2. The Blue Book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas is in it.

3. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.

4. You think a woman who is 'out of your league' bowls on a different night.

5. You wonder how service stations keep their rest-rooms so clean.

6. Someone in your family died right after saying, 'Hey, yall, watch this.'

7. You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.

8. Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.

9. Your junior prom offered day care.

10. You think the last words of the 'Star-Spangled Banner' are 'Gentlemen, start your engines.'

11. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels.

12. The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your spouse.

13. You have to go outside to get something from the fridge.

14. One of your kids was born on a pool table.

15. You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.

16. You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law against it.

17. You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.

I know redneck jokes so 1990s Big Grin


  Vacation and gta 4

Posted by: Asai
Oct 20, 2008, 12:54 AM
Forum: General Chat
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I am counting the days untill i go on vacation in nov, i know this might be "old hat" for some of yas but i am getting gta 4 for the pc. I have it preordered and have laid in supplies beef jerky and single malt irish whiskey. I hope the game is as good as San Andreas was. Rockstar has always imho done an excellent job with the gta series. I was torn between saints row 2 and gta 4 but i figured since i "mouthed off" monthly trying to get some information on the release date for gta4 and, rockstar actually answered, i owed them first crack at my wallet. I am hoping that i have enough pc to run it; Intel core 2 quad 2.4ghz, bfg geforce 8800gtx oc2 768mb, 4 gig ddr3 1066 ram. My vacation is from nov 10 to dec 6 almost 3 weeks i should be able to play through the entire game in that time frame huh?

Asai


  thing has returned :P

Posted by: Retribution
Oct 19, 2008, 12:00 PM
Forum: General Chat
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i'm back, but i'm incollege too, so i won't be on much, and did you guys die while i was gone?


  New award

Posted by: Asai
Oct 17, 2008, 11:43 PM
Forum: General Chat
- Replies (2)

I have an idea for a new award called Disruptive Force. My idea for this award is based upon the principles of war in that economics and logistics win wars. Simply put it is an award for any one who is able to kill medics,engineers,dispensers, and both entrance/exit teleporters as these attacks are directly able to reduce the enemy effectivness by attrition. I would like to also state that bonus points should be awarded for any of those actions that take place behind enemy lines. A teleporter entrance at spawn should be worth more than a exit on a point. This is tricky as no damage is taken but also some sort of recognition for pyros that attack ubers and break them up or reduce the effectivness of the uber by bouncing the medic or the ubered around.

Asai


  dominations

Posted by: Asai
Oct 17, 2008, 11:28 PM
Forum: General Chat
- Replies (12)

I am wondering if this is happened to anyone else and if they feel the same way as i do about it?

I was playing pyro the other day and i noticed that on the other team there were 2 individuals who normally play spy and are very good at it. I am watching the kill notifications and i notice as i suspected the those 2 people were playing spy and tearing my team up. I decided to be a defensive pyro and just run around behind folks and sweep the engineers' gear to keep the spys in check. I wound up dominating both spys to the point that they switched classes. Some time later i am still a pyro and the folks i dominated as spys got revenge as soldiers. That is seriously weak. I think if you are dominated as a class then you should have to get revenge as that class or the domination holds. I have had the same situation as a sniper also, and have spys come out of the woodwork to get revenge.

How about anyone else?

Asai


  How to remove Credits, or to at least delete numerically.

Posted by: Axel_the_Nekko
Oct 17, 2008, 09:14 PM
Forum: Bugs/Problems
- Replies (3)

Newbie here. Was testing out the plugin and we accidentally gave myself about 10000 credits. How do i remove them piece by piece (for example like a command that you insert a numerical value to "delete".

Also, they dont reset anymore on our servers, so it's not helping.

Help?


  Still banned?

Posted by: DragonClaw
Oct 16, 2008, 10:43 AM
Forum: Problems/Help
- Replies (1)

Well, according to the ban list I should have been unbanned 10/16/08.
According to your forum clock it's already the 17th where the server is(I live in a diffrent country) The servers still say I am banned. is there a glitch or did I miss something?(I don't know much about how bans work :oops: )