[Hell-met]

so pro

[ibby]

the best

[Adder]

Dead ringer? If so, no props,

Otherwise, half props because of the enforcer.

[whitefox]

So tell me about this YKcarrot

[Rostov]

So tell me about this YKcarrot

Hell-Met has a carrot as a friend??! I shudder to think what Hell-Met would do with a carrot....

[glouch]

So tell me about this YKcarrot

Hell-Met has a carrot as a friend??! I shudder to think what Hell-Met would do with a carrot....

probably eat it

[TheDopp]

Necro'd
http://steamcommunity.com/id/DoppMain/sc...4964934340



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[Adder]

I love me some blue plates.

[WombRaider]

lol tribe assend

u will get dom by prof. tribe player that know real tribe aka tribe 1
tao of tribe below


the words of dynamo tzu

the wayward son

was once a wise old tribe player who have 3 young son. he work hard as fisherman all his life & decide 2 ask his son their plan 4 future, so he sit down and ask them what they wish 2 be when they grow up. first son say, "i will b carpenter, will build ppl house, chair, table, bed. every1 will need my craft." the father nod and say, "this is noble profession 2 be proud of."

the second son say, "i will be farmer, will grow food and raise animal 2 feed all my neighbor. every1 will be fed from my farm." the father nod and say, "this is also noble profession 2 be proud of."

the third son say, "i will be highly skill player of tribe. i will master route of HO on all map, become expert of disc & master of chain, every1 will recognize me as goat tribe player." the father curl his lip and slap third son in the face and say, "play tribe is not profession 2 be proud of, is not profession at all, tribe is video game not srs business."

the third son cry and say, "but father u play tribe for many year y cant i be like u." the father say 2 son, "that right i play tribe, i do not work tribe. all these years i catch fish for u. but did u ever eat HO route? ur brother will build house, but did u ever sleep inside base of raindance? ur other brother will raise crop, did u ever eat bread made of chaingun?" son say, "ahh father now i understand. when i grow up i think i b fisherman like u." the father nod and say, "this is noble profession 2 be proud of."

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the beach of lost goats

2 old tribe player were walk along a beach & argue about tribe ranking of home D. they argue for hour and finally agree on rough ranking of goat home D. "ok we finally agree let us write down best players of all time here on this beach" so they write names of best players on beach.

a week later the 2 tribe player walk down same beach and see tide has washed away names of goat home D. they say "let us carve name of goat home D on this wooden pier so ppl will always know who was best" so the 2 tribe player carve names in pier and leave. for many year ppl see names on this pier and know goat home D.

many years later hurricane come and wash away pier & names of goat home D are lost. the 2 tribe player, now old men, decide 2 build monument 2 goat home D as their final act.

they find great boulder and hire worker to move it near beach and men 2 carve names of goat home D into stone. finally the 2 tribe player satisfied they leave permanent record of goat home D.

a hundred thousand years pass & the sea & sand & wind finally wash away the names of goat home D from the great boulder. a cocky young tribe player soon walk by this large rock and wonder wut it doing on this beach. then he go home 2 play tribe. he play home D and dominate every1 and all player recognize his skill. when he go 2 sleep that night

he think 2 himself, "hehe, all tribe player will remember my name as goat home D for as along as that rock around on beach." and he smile 2 himself in satisfaction of his goat status.

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the cow's ascension

an old tribe player was live on a dairy farm w/ his young son. 1 day his son come 2 him and say, "father, i want 2 play tribe ascend." the old tribe player was shock and say, "son, tribe ascend is not real tribe. dont u want 2 play real man tribe?" but his son was insist and say, "i dunt care about tribe that is old, i want 2 play new tribe ascend."

the old tribe player think 2 himself, "ahh, my son is 2 young 2 understand glory of tribe itself, he seduce by fancy graphic of new tribe ascend. i must make example for him."

next morning young son come down 2 breakfast and his father have several item on table. b4 son can ask y, father say, "son, tribe is like cow." son was very confuse & just stare and think his father crazy. but the father continue, "tribe provide many great thing, like cow do." he pick up glass of milk and ask son, "what this come from?" and the son say, "that come from cow."

father hold up strip of leather and ask, "what this come from?"

the son say, "that come from cow."

father hold up a cut of meat and ask, "what this come from?"

the son say, "that come from cow."

finally the father reach under table and pull out a bucket of shit and ask, "what this come from?"

the son say, "that come from cow."

the father say, "no! that come from cow ass end"

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[WombRaider]

the farmer's shoes

a wise old tribe player was gather acorn 4 stew when young tribe player come ask his advice. "master of tribe, what bind is good 4 rep kit?" master of tribe say nothing at first as he continue 2 gather acorn, then tell this story. he start:

"was once farmer who live in small hut by field. he work hard tending crop all day & come home exhaust. each night he put his shoe on floor & go 2 sleep. when he wake up one day he go 2 put his shoe on & feel sharp pain & say, 'aahh! a scorpion has sleep in my shoe and sting my foot!"

"the farmer have 2 work all day w/ swollen foot. that night he put shoe up on table 2 keep scorpion out. he go to sleep think how clever he is 2 outsmart scorpion. next morning he wake up and put shoe on & feel sharp pain again & say, 'ahh! a spider has made home in my shoe and bite my foot!' again he have 2 work all day w/ swollen foot."

"next night farmer decide 2 put his shoe up on top of roof of shack. he go 2 sleep think 'ha, i outsmart scorpion & spider and keep shoe on roof.' as farmer sleep his small village raided by bandits, he awoke 2 sound of fighting and jump out of bed. he frantic search 4 shoe but forget they r on roof so he run outside barefoot. he 2 slow to escape bandits w/ no shoe & he shot w/ arrow and die."

young tribe player understand wisdom of ancient tribe master & from then on bind rep kit 2 easy accessible button that can always be press quick in heat of battle.

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the youth's challenge

was once ancient tribe master who was said 2 have best disc aim of all time. it was said he never miss shot in MA or on ground and his disc always find target. one day ambitious young tribe player seek him out and find him meditate on top of mountain. young tribe respectfully approach him and say, "master, i just hit 25 MA in game of tribe, how many MA must i hit in game 2 b consider goat of disc?" the master say nothing & continue 2 meditate. the young tribe player ask him again & finally the master say, "u can never hit enough."

young tribe player take this advice 2 mean he need improve and return home 2 practice. he spend many hour practice his MA and return 2 tribe master many month later. he find ancient tribe master meditate in same spot on mountain. he say 2 him, "master, i hit 50 MA in game of tribe. how many i need 2 b consider goat of disc?" the tribe master keep meditate quietly and finally say, "u can never hit enough."

young tribe player resolve 2 practice more than any man ever. for many year he use only disc & become master of MA. he become like machine of tribe and avg over 100 MA per game. finally he return 2 mountain of ancient tribe master and say, "master, i hit over 100 MA in every game of tribe i play. i believe i am goat of disc & respectfully wish 2 challenge u." the tribe master open his eye from meditation and say, "i accept ur challenge. u will defend flag against me."

so young tribe player find himself defend flag and await cap route of ancient tribe master. he very aware and focus on all known fast cap route & have many year of practice MA incoming capper & make this shot w/ 99% accuracy. after many minute ancient tribe master appear over hill in hvy armor. young tribe player immediately MA him but ancient tribe master shoot mortar & young tribe & explode him as he make heavy grab. young tribe respawn & chase tribe master and MA him three more time but this just propel ancient tribe master faster 2 home & he cap flag. young tribe player angry & say, "that cap prove nothing, i hit u with 4 MA." ancient tribe master just smile and say, "this is true, u did hit me with 4 MA. but u can never hit enough."

young tribe then realize wisdom of ancient tribe master's word 2 mean that no amount of MA can secure victory of tribe since it is only single tactic 4 single weapon & not useful in all situation. true goat of disc know when 2 disc & when 2 put disc away.

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the pond of wisdom

an ancient tribe master was walk around a pond when young tribe player approach him. "master," say the young tribe player. "i want 2 increase skill with chaingun but i am kick from server when i kill admin, wut should i do?"

the ancient tribe master did not seem 2 hear, he just fiddle w/ his mustache & feed fish in the pond. for many minute he was silence. finally young student ask again, "master how can i practice chain-" and the ancient tribe master cut him off with sudden slap 2 the face and knock student to the
ground.

b4 he can protest tribe master say, "i already answer ur question." and student say, "but u say nothing master." and ancient tribe master say, "that right i say nothing. u ask what to do when u practice chain and kill admin and he kick u and i say nothing. 2 be kick for killing admin is not worse fate of tribe player. worse fate 2 be kick and complain on message board and post youtube and reveal urself as a lowly dog who practice chaingun and lack honor on last remaining tribe pub server." and student say, "ahh master u are right."

the ancient tribe master just nod and continue to walk around pond.

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the wrong question

1 day there were 2 old tribe player sit on a bench 2gether

first tribe player say, "i was best tribe home D all time, i kill many capper, stop many grab, no1 can defend flag like me"

second tribe player say, "i was best tribe LO of all time, i kill many home D, make many field grab, no1 can escort flag like me"

then the 2 tribe player notice a man walking a dog approach them, they recognize he is greatest tribe player of all time known to all men

2 tribe player say "oh greatest tribe player of all time pls tell us which of us best at tribe"

great tribe player pause and look at them, then he slowly pat his dog head and say, "tribe? there is no tribe" then walk away

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many tribe player ask me, "dynamo, wut is origin of tao of tribe?"

i say 2 them, "tao of tribe have no origin. tao of tribe have always been."

other player ask me, "dynamo, what is purpose of tao of tribe?"

i say 2 them, "tao of tribe have no purpose, which is 2 say, tao of tribe have purpose 4 all thing."

finally, some player ask, "dynamo, how do i follow tao of tribe?"

i always say 2 them same thing, "tao of tribe already known to u. challenge of understand tao of tribe is not 2 learn new truth, it is 2 forget old falsehood."

the tao of tribe



i will post lost tao scroll 2morrow after u have meditated