What is this shit? (my game reviews for 2008)

[Rostov]

In regards to buying PC games and finding out their a complete piece of shit,

That's why in this modern hectic era, it's better to wait about 3 months after a game's release so you can
i)read a variety of reviews
ii)download the patches.

However, I'll proabaly still pick up Colonisationwhen it comes out on the 23rd.....

[Kou]

You two, yes. D2 has huge replayability.

I love doom3 co-op, even though I haven't played with a real player yet.

TF2 is fine but unfortunately source is a massive peice of unoptimized shit.

Crysis and all the other high-tech-fps-nerd games suck.

Maybe its just people from Washington whom have issues with mediocre games?

[OmegaZero_Alpha]

how is the source engine unoptimized? it's the most efficient engine on the market...

Then you used the term unoptimized and crysis in the same post without connecting the two first...

[larz]

how is the source engine unoptimized? it's the most efficient engine on the market...

Then you used the term unoptimized and crysis in the same post without connecting the two first...

i lold

[Hell-met]

Developers nowadays think graphics matter more than gameplay, this is why I stick with valve.

[OmegaZero_Alpha]

add force unleashed to my shit-list, it was a massive piece of glitchy faggotry. there is a mission called "DEFAULT TEXT" for fucks sake. Holocrons barely even work. I beat it in 25 hours and there is no replayability. FUCK!

[OmegaZero_Alpha]

Actually, I forgot Super Smash Brothers Brawl came out this year. Throw that one out the window because the only people who play it play it obsessively and it is completely unbalanced to the point where only two or three characters are playable in multiplayer.

[Rostov]

Your reviews remind me a bit of Yahtzee's over at the Escapist. His animations along with speed talking text are downright witty.

[larz]

Your reviews remind me a bit of Yahtzee's over at the Escapist. His animations along with speed talking text are downright witty.

yeah but the difference is Yahtzee's reviews are enjoyable.

[OmegaZero_Alpha]

his first 5 were, after that he whored out so fast I failed to notice that he even HAD videos...

it was all fun and games before it was "The Escapist presents a FraggerTees.com production: Yahtzee, by Blizzard entertainment."

which wouldn't matter if the reviews were still funny.