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    Tech support.


    Anybody have some problems they need ironed out? I've started working a cushy in-home remote contracting job so I have all of the free time in the world.
    /sarcasm

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    Re: Tech support.


    Quote Originally Posted by OmegaZero_Alpha
    Anybody have some problems they need ironed out?
    my penis curves to the left, and I'd like to get it straightened a bit more

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    yeah mine does that too

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    Quote Originally Posted by WombRaider
    yeah mine does that too
    but you still get all the supermodels, so I'm guessing it's not too big of a deal?

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    It's tech support not a marriage consoler.
    I was a commando you know.

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    penises are technology

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    Re: Tech support.


    Quote Originally Posted by glouch
    Quote Originally Posted by OmegaZero_Alpha
    Anybody have some problems they need ironed out?
    my ***** curves to the left, and I'd like to get it straightened a bit more
    Use your other hand when masturbating. Over time that will straighten it out.

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    Medically it's normal. If youre masturbating hard enough to chanfe the shape of your penis youre liable to get nerve damage and aeveral other complications.
    /sarcasm

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    Quote Originally Posted by OmegaZero_Alpha
    Medically it's normal. If youre masturbating hard enough to chanfe the shape of your ***** youre liable to get nerve damage and aeveral other complications.
    I've always wondered...

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    Quote Originally Posted by glouch
    penises are technology
    best. quote. ever. (at least this morning)

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