Hey Faggots,
My name is 5iv3, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day not bidding on my unusual hat I went to sell you at an overpriced price. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten a good offer on your unusuals? I mean, I guess it's fun not offering on other peoples unusual hats, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than buying items at low prices and selling them at high.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I have a team captain, and a maxs head. What good hats do you have, other than "bills hat painted Zephiaphs greed"? I also get straight jew trades, and have a banging big kill I got from jewing (he was asking for it;he got so JEWD). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my hats
