Software is a trap.

[OmegaZero_Alpha]

Every time you buy software you are funding the biggest Artificial Inteligence Scheme in history, which will turn on us and destroy us all (see Windows Live)

I suggest these great alternatives:

Torrents (legal ones, of course. quote "piracy" is a quote "crime" and I don't endorse it.
Freeware, like OpenOffice and Linux.
No apple products, they are known athiests and rape you on price and quality.

Don't destroy the planer, Destroy Macro$oft (note that said Macro$oft is not a real company and for all intents and legal purposes is a fake company, no lawsuits here, Canadian nationalist music protectors.)

[Drunken F00l]

But if you don't buy the software the developers stop making it.

[OmegaZero_Alpha]

But then they won't take over the world, duh...

[Drunken F00l]

Uhhuh. And what makes you think they are going to take over the world?

[OmegaZero_Alpha]

They told me they would while I was sleeping. They were all like "we are going to use the money from that software to take over the world" and I was like "NNNNOOOOO WWWWAAAAAYYYYY"

[larz]

They told me they would while I was sleeping. They were all like "we are going to use the money from that software to take over the world" and I was like "NNNNOOOOO WWWWAAAAAYYYYY"

omg

LAY OFF THE SHROOMS!

Get help, professional help. Go to the doctor right now! Im seriously concerned for your well being.