Duke Nukem Forever MP, Swenglish screaming wussies....

[OmegaZero_Alpha]

Because Duke Nukem Forever wasn't just an awful game. It was an awful game that also shit on a bunch of other good ones. And it is a prime example of everything that is wrong with modern day fps's.

"Stop liking what I don't like!", eh.
Your opinion is exactly as insignificant as mine: you're just in the wrong thread. ^^

That's not what he said at all, nor was it even implied.

You're just copy-pasting random shit you found on 4chan. You've yet to directly address anything anybody has said, which makes you a pretty pitiful troll. Try some subtlety.

[Adder]

I like the part where OP asks for opinions then gets mad when people give them to him.

[unknown]

i like that they updated the movie theater from the first episode of duke 3D

when i was a kid, i played that, and it was my first sexual experience. i literally stared at the pixelated boobs for a minute, then i turned around and saw that three or four adults were watching me watch the boobs

i never got left alone with the computer after that

[frozenmeat]

I like the part where OP asks for opinions then gets mad when people give them to him.

I guess I got a little edgy by the first one calling me a wimpy faggot.

i like that they updated the movie theater from the first episode of duke 3D

when i was a kid, i played that, and it was my first sexual experience. i literally stared at the pixelated boobs for a minute, then i turned around and saw that three or four adults were watching me watch the boobs

i never got left alone with the computer after that

That's quite brilliant


And, you other two: Why would I bother trolling? I like the game, you fellows seem mad about me liking it, so again it seems quite stupid to respond to a thread that appreciates it.

Oh internet, never change. Infinitely hilarious. <3

Edit:
"Note to self: Never ask for opinions, it only provides misery."
"Note to self: Actually, if it would happen again, do remember that there were no restrictions to opinions."
"Note to self: I am a douchebag.
Apparently."
(I see, my bad.)

[frozenmeat]

Alright, so, I'll try again.

OR whatever EVERYBODY says.

It would be my most humble decision to say that it is not what "everybody" says, but indeed a whole lot of fine gentlemen like yourself. I concur, some parts are horrifyingly bad (like the driving parts), but in my opinion it is still a good game for what it is.

[frozenmeat]

Because Duke Nukem Forever wasn't just an awful game. It was an awful game that also shit on a bunch of other good ones. And it is a prime example of everything that is wrong with modern day fps's.

It would seem like you do not approve of the ungentlemanly, dirty humor which the Duke is known to provide with its smeary, smelly stains of feces splatting up all over the names of excellent games such as Halo and Dead Space.

I still liked it though, but my humor is that of an immature kid's (which I do not care the slightest for, since it is my humor).
IMO, it is a good game even with its modern failures and flaws, though it would also be excellent to see Modern Warfare 3 flop (although the console kids will let the series continue for many, many years). "Pay for 70% of a game, then DLCs that make up for the other 30%!", ick.

[Snarf]

I guess I got a little edgy by the first one calling me a wimpy faggot.

Do you not speak english or something? Nobody called you a wimpy faggot. Though I'm sowwy if your feewings were huwt.

And, you other two: Why would I bother trolling? I like the game, you fellows seem mad about me liking it, so again it seems quite stupid to respond to a thread that appreciates it.
Oh internet, never change. Infinitely hilarious. <3

You're an idiot, if we were mad about anything it would be how dense you are.

Also, for some sorta discussion or whatever: What is your opinions of Duke Nukem Forever?

What are your opinions guys? Oh get out of this thread, I only allow opinions that agree with me in this thread.

Also nobody hated it for the stupid jokes, they hated it for the shitty gameplay and the generic garbage that it was. Even the call of duty single players were better than this.

[frozenmeat]

I guess I got a little edgy by the first one calling me a wimpy faggot.

Do you not speak english or something? Nobody called you a wimpy faggot. Though I'm sowwy if your feewings were huwt.

And, you other two: Why would I bother trolling? I like the game, you fellows seem mad about me liking it, so again it seems quite stupid to respond to a thread that appreciates it.
Oh internet, never change. Infinitely hilarious. <3

You're an idiot, if we were mad about anything it would be how dense you are.

Also, for some sorta discussion or whatever: What is your opinions of Duke Nukem Forever?

What are your opinions guys? Oh get out of this thread, I only allow opinions that agree with me in this thread.

Also nobody hated it for the stupid jokes, they hated it for the shitty gameplay and the generic garbage that it was.

^
Ahem. I already attempted to correct my mistakes, pointing out that I'm dumb as a package of sour onions.

Proceed to respond again if you please.
(Actually though, I find it funny how much I suck at discussions. Crappy memory ftw!)

[frozenmeat]

Not even going to look at it until I can carry every gun in the game at once.

Only wimpy faggots like that generic marine from Halo, and that generic marine from Gears of War, or that generic marine from Medal of Honor, and that generic marine from Call of Duty have to carry only two guns at once.

After reading it through a couple more times (it would appear that I suck at reading as well, who would have guessed!) I now see that you didn't call me a wimpy faggot personally, nor a wimpy faggot for liking said games, but that said games had wimpy faggots.

I apologize. :]

[Butane]

lol @ frozenmeat, kinda expected when you leave the tf2items section.

Anyhow back on topic, played just over an hour so far (i admit i never played the old ones but know the story so duke is new to me) 12-18 will eat this shit up, I'm well past the potty/sex humor tho. Ill post back after I'm farther in the game.