Duke Nukem Forever MP, Swenglish screaming wussies....

[frozenmeat]

Now updated to have subtitles, making it funnier!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_TWvvlFq0E
Sharing a piece of gameplay/screw-around in Duke Nukem Forever for whoever that might have time or care.

Avoid this if you are not interested in...

...me and my brother, on Skype; screaming, laughing and swearing in Swenglish.
...shitty humor.
...Duke Nukem Forever.
...Duke Nukem Forever's multiplayer.
...Duke Nukem Forever's multiplayer mutator "Knuckle Sandwich".
...Duke Nukem Forever's multiplayer map "Hollywood".
...Duke Nukem Forever's apparent lagspikes that happen randomly every once in a while in multiplayer, supposingly by having a bad connection to the internet. D:

Thanks 3DRealms and Gearbox for a good game! Yes, I find it to be a good game even with its bad sides, so with that said I'll probably be a wanted man.

Also, for some sorta discussion or whatever: What is your opinions of Duke Nukem Forever?

[OmegaZero_Alpha]

Not even going to look at it until I can carry every gun in the game at once.

Only wimpy faggots like that generic marine from Halo, and that generic marine from Gears of War, or that generic marine from Medal of Honor, and that generic marine from Call of Duty have to carry only two guns at once.

[frozenmeat]

Not even going to look at it until I can carry every gun in the game at once.

Only wimpy faggots like that generic marine from Halo, and that generic marine from Gears of War, or that generic marine from Medal of Honor, and that generic marine from Call of Duty have to carry only two guns at once.

Whatever you say, grumpy. xD

[OmegaZero_Alpha]

Whatever you say, grumpy. xD

http://www.destructoid.com/review-duke-nukem-forever-203658.phtml[/url]]A festering irrelevance with nothing to offer the world. It's a game with an odious personality, one that could only endear itself to the sociopathic and mentally maladjusted. There may be life in Duke yet, but not his current incarnation. Not while his developers legitimately think he's cool and hilarious, rather than creepy and nauseating, and not while he's starring in games that can't even compete with budget titles.

http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2011-06-12-duke-nukem-forever-review[/url]]
In the end, you feel every year of Duke Nukem Forever's ridiculous, fractured development seeping out of each unsatisfying frame.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/technology/gamesblog/2011/jun/10/duke-nukem-forever-game-reviewl[/url]]A mark for nostalgia then – it's the Duke, after all – and one for the game. If this was 15 years in the making, it makes you wonder what they did for the other 14 years and 10 months.

http://www.joystiq.com/2011/06/10/duke-nukem-forever-review-fail-to-the-king-baby[/url]]What has, at long last, been committed to a disc and placed into a box might have been alright a dozen years ago, but by today's standards it simply doesn't hold up.

ttp://www.dpadmagazine.com/2011/06/12/duke-nukem-forever/[/url]]Duke Nukem Forever is a strange enough novelty all on its own, but when all is said and done, it is a vastly aged shooter that is left trailing in the dust of its modern contemporaries.

http://www.videogamer.com/xbox360/duke_nuken_forever/review.html[/url]]As a bizarre curio of video game history, Duke Nukem Forever's appeal cannot be denied, and there is some entertainment derived from overlooking the end product of one of history's most troubled productions. The main thing we can learn looking backwards, however, is that no game should be like this going forward.

OR whatever EVERYBODY says.

[frozenmeat]

Whatever you say, grumpy. xD

http://www.destructoid.com/review-duke-nukem-forever-203658.phtml[/url]]A festering irrelevance with nothing to offer the world. It's a game with an odious personality, one that could only endear itself to the sociopathic and mentally maladjusted. There may be life in Duke yet, but not his current incarnation. Not while his developers legitimately think he's cool and hilarious, rather than creepy and nauseating, and not while he's starring in games that can't even compete with budget titles.

http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2011-06-12-duke-nukem-forever-review[/url]]
In the end, you feel every year of Duke Nukem Forever's ridiculous, fractured development seeping out of each unsatisfying frame.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/technology/gamesblog/2011/jun/10/duke-nukem-forever-game-reviewl[/url]]A mark for nostalgia then – it's the Duke, after all – and one for the game. If this was 15 years in the making, it makes you wonder what they did for the other 14 years and 10 months.

http://www.joystiq.com/2011/06/10/duke-nukem-forever-review-fail-to-the-king-baby[/url]]What has, at long last, been committed to a disc and placed into a box might have been alright a dozen years ago, but by today's standards it simply doesn't hold up.

ttp://www.dpadmagazine.com/2011/06/12/duke-nukem-forever/[/url]]Duke Nukem Forever is a strange enough novelty all on its own, but when all is said and done, it is a vastly aged shooter that is left trailing in the dust of its modern contemporaries.

http://www.videogamer.com/xbox360/duke_nuken_forever/review.html[/url]]As a bizarre curio of video game history, Duke Nukem Forever's appeal cannot be denied, and there is some entertainment derived from overlooking the end product of one of history's most troubled productions. The main thing we can learn looking backwards, however, is that no game should be like this going forward.

OR whatever EVERYBODY says.

Because they totally belong to the majority.
Oh internet, never change. <3
Also, do you have some special snowflake-urge to defend your hate for a game that I happen to like?

[Snarf]

Because Duke Nukem Forever wasn't just an awful game. It was an awful game that also shit on a bunch of other good ones. And it is a prime example of everything that is wrong with modern day fps's.

[frozenmeat]

Because Duke Nukem Forever wasn't just an awful game. It was an awful game that also shit on a bunch of other good ones. And it is a prime example of everything that is wrong with modern day fps's.

"Stop liking what I don't like!", eh.
Your opinion is exactly as insignificant as mine: you're just in the wrong thread. ^^

[Snarf]

You seem to think that we are saying you can't like a game just because the general consensus is that it's bad.

[frozenmeat]

You seem to think that we are saying you can't like a game just because the general consensus is that it's bad.

/Shrug

It sounds like you're shoving hate in the face of someone who likes.
Meaningless, isn't it?

[Snarf]

Maybe you should go find a chatroom where you can makeout with other people who like that abomination. Because that seems to be what you want. I assure you, you will not find much if any love for this "game" here.