1.Just post things that are somewhat true about source games that may no longer apply, and can't be used for a unfair advantage in multi-player.
2.have some form of "it's pretty obscure" in there somewhere
TF2
*I like the colour black
We all know alt tab used(?) to cause some strange things, but if you had your option settings just right all textures were removed,leaving only dark matter! Getting lost in 2fort's intel rooms for hours was never so much fun...that's pretty obscure.
*Paint gun mode
Ever got bored with bullets, and killing?Then have your settings just right and you could have a good old fashion paint ball fight! Hes not dead Jimmy, just got tired from all that fun he just had.. not very known.
*Did you know, I'm getting tired of the word "colour" getting underlined with red?pretty obscure...armour...
*But I fired first!
You're a heavy with a medic, your opponent is a heavy with a medic, you get the jump on him but get blasted away!! heavy then ask "how could this happen"This happens because he was laggier then you and I don't mean he was firing first.Do to how heavy's mini-guns,hit box, and lag all work hes doing 50 per bullet when you're doing 20.. I'm looking at you gringo vs dono fights... they're pretty obscure.
*Yeah, that sniper is so wallhacking"said a sniper next to a soldier who is only firing crits"
This is pretty ... not... know..maybe , but you can tell if you're a decent sniper when you get more attention and even kicked/banned before the soldier firing only crits.. why was this true?
*That guy sees spies ban hims!
This was an old trolling method, usually using the cloak & dagger.When in spec mode the invis spy doesn't show flicker if shot,bumping into or at one point(and why it was used with c&d) out of energy so a duo team would stage this against players. One recording, one silly spy.. only seen twice from the same two on a furry server.
Remember furry servers are the same as normal servers, just with furry porn sprays, when asked are the sprays needed, I was told then it wouldn't be a furry server... pretty much known.
*then who was rocket?!
If you play soldier against pyro enough, you might notice that sometimes after you miss or hit with a rocket a second one comes out of no where and somehow belongs to the pyro.The only logical explanation is that the pyro has a fake world filled with rockets already there
Not unknown to video game death
Nor known to a social life
Have withstood pain to create many flames
Yet these hands will never hold any skill
so as I play
Unlimited Blade ..I mean flame Works ... pretty obscure
*Medic:hes hacking
Sniper:but you jumped
Medic:and you headshot me!!!
Since common sense and dodging(maybe spelling) skills are pretty obscure might as well only talk about bodging.the best way to dodge is going between the vertical and horizontal, or from what recent fps were going behind walls and chest high walls.
If you lack walls then god help you, or stay head on to him going to his right,left(changes if left-handed), and jump crouch.strafing left-right when to his side, jumping randomly with no crouch,crouching while not in air or in his...face?.., are not dodging and make you easy targets D:.
Doing anything might help, but remember that crouching/jumping slow you down,lose control and leave your hitbox where it was for a moment just as firing with a sniper rifle does.
"added notes" all this is imo, I only use melee and running foward like a man should.. also old wood craft.. pretty obscure.
*Silly intel, teleporting like its the black mesa event isn't allowed.
its pick your adventure time!!! instantrespawn 2fort time
1.Rat-tat-tat
2.going for intel, but not rat
3.the other 30 people who are camping
1.you got the intel, but died after killing and thanking 32 people(killed them twice you did).Then noticed...
2.got to the intel, touched it, died like scum you are.. then seen...
3.nothing, but read in chat...
the intels outside on the lamppost!
ever noticed..if you left the base that is.. that models of the dead appear in the middle of the map.Well the intel used to teleport like that to the lamppost outside.Of course this is really obscure, because no one goes for the intel, too afraid of losing "skill" .
Half-life 2
*You got a friend in me
Right before that one place we shouldn't go to, but did .. we got to play with dog and his fetch toy ball.This mine rolls to you but doesn't hurt because its awesome.It tanks most enemies while you gravity gun it into those enemies..but like all good things it must end, it stays behind to take care of the ant lion threat in the prison.. god speed old friend..also obscure
*I rather walk
forget the car, you have that awesome ball.No doing those car related things for you..walking places? Weird
*I hate bridges, lighthouses and other things
The awesome thing about hl2 is if you have a locked door in your way, but no clue where the key is(because there are none) , just build with all those barrels and crates and go over what ever that door was attached too.Thinking? pretty rare
l4d2
*Puke>everything else ever
Get some and throw it in the safe zone at the start of the level.Traping the max number of zombies allowed means you're just going for a simple walk.*notes, they might kill each other, and de-despawn, so have someone stay with them until everyone else is at the end.. thats pret....
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