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    Cars hurt.


    I was pedestrianizing to work last Tuesday and went to cross a street. AT MY OWN PERIL. FOR ONE MAN FAILED TO YIELD TO MY PEDESTRIANIZATION, HITTING ME ACROSS THE STREET. So I promptly got up, retrieved my lost items and sat down on the sidewalk until the paramedics got there.

    Needless to say, I didn't break any bones and have aquired no internal bleeding.

    The moral of the story is: Don't run over pedestrians because they are greedy and will take your money to buy a new computer, which is going to be totally awesome.
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    pedestrianizing...... -.- I believe they call that 'walking'.

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    dude what was he doing, 3 mph, at 5mph a car will break you legs

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    Re: Cars hurt.


    Quote Originally Posted by OmegaZero_Alpha
    I was pedestrianizing to work last Tuesday and went to cross a street. AT MY OWN PERIL. FOR ONE MAN FAILED TO YIELD TO MY PEDESTRIANIZATION, HITTING ME ACROSS THE STREET. So I promptly got up, retrieved my lost items and sat down on the sidewalk until the paramedics got there.

    Needless to say, I didn't break any bones and have aquired no internal bleeding.

    The moral of the story is: Don't run over pedestrians because they are greedy and will take your money to buy a new computer, which is going to be totally awesome.
    dude wtf does god hate you?

    bad shit apparently happens to all the time.
    Maybe you should consider living in a bubble.

    anywhore, glad to know your ok, and enjoy the new pc

    why do you walk??? get a car

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    a car will break your legs at 5mph if they are attached to the ground... like with nails or concrete. The guy was going 30mph when he actually hit me, but (miraculously) I was in mid-pace and my feet weren't planted, hence they flying.
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    I walk because cars are for n00bs. If I get a vehicle it is going to be a Honda SuperHawk... which will be when I am 18+
    /sarcasm

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    Quote Originally Posted by OmegaZero_Alpha
    I walk because cars are for n00bs. If I get a vehicle it is going to be a Honda SuperHawk... which will be when I am 18+
    Cars are not for noobs. becuase of my car, i have had a great social life my senior year, and doing burnouts in parking lots = fun.
    I have been able to go to parties, concerts, dates, etc, and ive had sex in back seat atleast 3 times(dont care if u believe m or not, just don't bitch about me saying this)

    This is why a car is pro, and with my job i can handle filling up mah tank no prob

    Gas here is around 2.95 a gallon for regular

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    Quote Originally Posted by larz
    ...and ive had sex in back seat atleast 3 times...


    I have a pickup truck which makes this difficult and forces me to take sexual activity elsewhere.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Drunken_F00l
    Quote Originally Posted by larz
    ...and ive had sex in back seat atleast 3 times...


    I have a pickup truck which makes this difficult and forces me to take sexual activity elsewhere.
    lol id still rather have a pickup truck, than an 03 taurus.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Drunken_F00l
    Quote Originally Posted by larz
    ...and ive had sex in back seat atleast 3 times...


    I have a pickup truck which makes this difficult and forces me to take sexual activity elsewhere.
    dude get a topper, and stick a bed in the back, my cousine did this, and it's also good to have when your to drunk to drive

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