shitty unboxing

[Leuphe]

Instead of feeding an unhealthy addiction of un-crating crates (with the aim of un-crating an unusual) you should perhaps use something like nicotine patches for smoking to help prevent your extreme desire to get some shiny hats.

Try this on for size:

http://www.kongregate.com/games/stri...m?acomplete=tf

The fuck is this... Open 135 with no unusuals, then unbox 2 in a row, then a hat, then ANOTHER unusual?

[Ligerwing]

1. Orbiting Fire Honcho's Headgear - $75.00
2. Sunbeams Dr's Dapper Topper - $132.50
3. Purple Energy Stately Steel Toe - $280.00
4. Circling Heart Otolaryngologist's Mirror - $357.50
5. Stormy Storm Defiant Spartan - $125.00
6. Circling TF Logo Le Party Phantom - $47.50
7. Bubbles Coupe D'isaster - $182.50
8. Scorching Flames Jumper's Jeepcap - $107.50
9. Bubbles Mining Light - $72.50
10. Sunbeams Pyromancer's Mask - $55.00
11. Circling TF Logo Surgeon's Stahlhelm - $240.00
12. Nuts and Bolts One-Man Army - $57.50
13. Circling Peace Sign Professor's Peculiarity - $100.00
14. Searing Plasma Salty Dog - $345.00
15. Green Confetti Noble Amassment of Hats - $207.50
16. Orbiting Fire Hustler's Hallmark - $190.00
17. Green Energy Trophy Belt - $42.50
18. Purple Confetti Flipped Trilby - $292.50
19. Steaming Demoman's Fro - $245.00
20. Circling Peace Sign L'Inspecteur - $10.00
21. Orbiting Fire Team Captain - $30.00
22. Orbiting Fire Hetman's Headpiece - $340.00
23. Steaming Hound Dog - $60.00
24. Burning Flames Stately Steel Toe - $72.50
25. Purple Energy Janissary Ketche - $112.50
26. Bubbles Tippler's Tricorne - $165.00
27. Circling Peace Sign Jumper's Jeepcap - $330.00
28. Blizzardy Storm Pencil Pusher - $192.50
29. Green Energy Hustler's Hallmark - $27.50
30. Massed Flies Le Party Phantom - $790.00
31. Orbiting Planets Madame Dixie - $317.50
32. Orbiting Fire Hound Dog - $215.00
33. Circling Peace Sign Magistrate's Mullet - $237.50
34. Orbiting Fire Magistrate's Mullet - $2.50
35. Circling Peace Sign Brain Bucket - $337.50
36. Orbiting Fire Doctor's Sack - $15.00
37. Burning Flames Killer's Kabuto - $72.50
38. Bubbles Trophy Belt - $352.50
39. Scorching Flames Desert Marauder - $152.50
40. Searing Plasma Rimmed Raincatcher - $200.00
41. Green Energy Carouser's Capotain - $145.00
42. Nuts and Bolts Soldier's Stash - $597.50
43. Circling Peace Sign Hotrod - $265.00
44. Haunted Ghosts Magnificent Mongolian - $227.50
45. Burning Flames Salty Dog - $107.50
46. Orbiting Planets Gentleman's Gatsby - $222.50
47. Bubbles Ze Goggles - $210.00
48. Purple Confetti Gym Rat - $167.50
49. Blizzardy Storm Dead Cone - $110.00
50. Massed Flies Mining Light - $102.50
51. Vivid Plasma Janissary Ketche - $50.00
52. Smoking Prancer's Pride - $92.50
53. Green Energy Larrikin Robin - $527.50
54. Stormy Storm Tam O' Shanter - $452.50
55. Nuts and Bolts Tyrant's Helm - $245.00
56. Stormy Storm Napper's Respite - $170.00
57. Orbiting Fire Salty Dog - $547.50
58. Eerie Orbiting Fire Batter's Helmet - $202.50
59. Flaming Lantern Detective Noir - $752.50
60. Flaming Lantern Bombing Run - $102.50
61. Flaming Lantern Surgeon's Stahlhelm - $262.50
62. Cloudy Moon Killer's Kabuto - $12.50
63. Cauldron Bubbles Magnificent Mongolian - $262.50
64. Cloudy Moon Prince Tavish's Crown - $5.00
65. Cloudy Moon Batter's Helmet - $25.00
66. Cloudy Moon Large Luchador - $280.00
67. Cloudy Moon Hound Dog - $195.00
68. Cauldron Bubbles Lord Cockswain's Pith Helmet - $430.00
69. Cloudy Moon Madame Dixie - $287.50
70. Flaming Lantern Gentleman's Gatsby - $92.50
71. Cloudy Moon Doctor's Sack - $275.00
72. Cauldron Bubbles Birdcage - $225.00
73. Cauldron Bubbles Grenadier's Softcap - $42.50
74. Cauldron Bubbles Stainless Steel Pot - $30.00
75. Flaming Lantern Big Elfin Deal - $285.00
76. Cauldron Bubbles Ye Olde Baker Boy - $337.50
77. Eerie Orbiting Fire Sober Stuntman - $700.00
78. Cloudy Moon Hustler's Hallmark - $897.50
79. Flaming Lantern German Gonzila - $77.50
80. Cauldron Bubbles Private Eye - $7.50
81. Cloudy Moon Grenadier's Softcap - $127.50
82. Eerie Orbiting Fire Pugilist's Protector - $75.00
83. Cloudy Moon Reggaelator - $82.50
84. Cloudy Moon Le Party Phantom - $145.00
85. Cloudy Moon Vintage Tyrolean - $85.00
86. Flaming Lantern Towering Pillar of Hats - $282.50


Total cost: $18202.50


Ignore the prices, they doesn't actually represent what they're worth.

[Ras]

150-200 crates to get a Beams T.C.
!00 crates to get 3 shitty low tier (1bud) hats
Over the last 2 weeks? 300+ crates (7buds + PP cash) - NOTHING!!!
Before anyone wonders, this was all extra unneeded cash so not bothered bout it

[famas48]

just unboxed 150 crates and got jack shit. But i would recommend opening these newer crates 42-45 cause below that u get only shitty stranges.

[Snarf]

[mrmason]

No one gives a shit about you....

[Raxx]

Green NRG Dixie, Burning Yellow Belt, Lantern Merryweather

Probly around 500+ crates. Fuck crates. Lol.

BTW, every see these 200-400 hour accounts pop open rare as shit unusuals? Its like Gabe saying "Come get your crack. The first ones's free."

[hudo1984]

Unboxed many crates and still yet to get anything decent while newbs unbox 3 crates for a fucking 1 of 1 rare burning hat. Fucking bs

It's just luck of the draw no use complaining about it.

Steam thanks you very much for this.



Have unboxed maybe 5 hats nothing has been worth over 2 buds lol and i lost count of how many boxes i have opened. It's an addiction because you are sure the next burning tc or burning KE is just around the corner.

[zzuubb]

The burning TC prolly wont be unboxed anytime soon as its fixed.

[hudo1984]

Fixed from the scorched crate saga where every man and his dog was unboxing rare shit?