Silent Bob

[Rostov]

probably just instant death

Actually, these colorful descriptions may fit quite well. As we all know, 2fort is a slow painful death until the map timer runs out...while apparently gold rush was broken by the fists of steel so that the cart team wins quickly...

Then there is 2fort that is like cancer mixed with some MS and leukemia...when you log in, see 4 spies and 5 snipers on your team and the opp has 4 wrangled SGs out front...

In light of these arguements, it's time for everyone to migrate back to Valve#2.

[Snarf]

If 2fort is so bad it gives cancer, then what does goldrush give?

Aids.