Control Point Seriously Needs Capturing, Soldier Points Out

[Hawkens85]

http://www.firstpersonobserver.com/c...s-out-to-guys/

Newspaper-like story (similar to The Onion) about a Soldier trying to capture a point in TF2. This is hilarious, how many times have I seen this (or done this)?

[Snarf]

Boring and trying way too hard to be funny.

[Adder]

http://www.firstpersonobserver.com/h...ageous-racist/

Is way better imo.

[supercommierussian]

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[jwstohr]

http://www.firstpersonobserver.com/c...s-out-to-guys/

Newspaper-like story (similar to The Onion) about a Soldier trying to capture a point in TF2. This is hilarious, how many times have I seen this (or done this)?

Badlands, South Dakota ftw

[Kaylee]

Too heavy handed. Should start off subtle and gradually build toward the absurd.