Bad writing is hilarious to me.

[OmegaZero_Alpha]

Everybody check out http://strangeplaces.net/weirdthings/students.html

and my personal favorite:

Abraham Lincoln became America's greatest Precedent. Lincoln's mother died in infancy, and he was born in a log cabin which he built with his own hands. When Lincoln was President, he wore only a tall silk hat. He said, "In onion there is strength."

[Snarf]

http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/154536 ?

[Rostov]

Everybody check out http://strangeplaces.net/weirdthings/students.html

and my personal favorite:

Abraham Lincoln became America's greatest Precedent. Lincoln's mother died in infancy, and he was born in a log cabin which he built with his own hands. When Lincoln was President, he wore only a tall silk hat. He said, "In onion there is strength."

Being Lutheran, I got a good chuckle out of "Martin Luther was nailed to a church door in Witternburg...."

[KaiLan]

Bach was the most famous composer in the world, and so was Handel. Handel was half German, half Italian and half English. He was very large. Bach died from 1750 to the present. Beethoven wrote music even though he was deaf. He was so deaf he wrote loud music. He took long walks in the forest even when everyone was calling for him. Beethoven expired in 1827 and later died for this.

I can't stop laughing at this one.

[Drbumpy]

How does one tell when one's Beethoven has expired?