Look at me, I'm not what society wants and you can't do SHIT

[OmegaZero_Alpha]

So I guess I have been dubbed by a professional psychiatrist (getting ready to lie on a military psych exam), and here are the summary of my 250$ worth of phone calls (do note that the thing I was told they look for the most nowadays is anti-social behavior and paranoia):

"Although you show obvious no signs of above-average paranoia, or anti-socialism you could still be easily classified as a heavy-to-moderate Schizoid-Type personality with an affinity for obsessive compulsion.

The only thing I would be worried about from a psychological standpoint is a forced-sense of narcissism, albeit far from malignancy."

The worst part of this I can think of is the Schizoid-type personality 'disorder'.

Its fun that I'm not crazy, but apparently not giving a shit about sex or what other people think of you is like the worst affliction to befall my poor soul. I should get this looked at so I can be taken advantage of as easily as the rest of you normal smoes, right?

And having a high standard of society is bad, too, I guess. Wouldn't want me to have a moral stance when I am deciding the fates of tens, hundreds, maybe thousands of people (depending on what rank they pull out of their rank-hat). That would be inconvenient for my superiors.

Any body else have any 'disorders' that you think are more useful than harmful?

[completely_different]

ive been told im too cynical, though in my experiance it stops you setting you'reself up for a fall when everything goes tits up

[OmegaZero_Alpha]

ive been told im too cynical, though in my experiance it stops you setting you'reself up for a fall when everything goes tits up

I think there is there are too many different motives behind cynicism out there today:

There is the Misogynyst-type where you are cynical because everything seems pointless from the start anyway

Dr.House sort of way, where you are cynical under the hope that your cynicism pays off because when everything goes tits up it is interesting, and most you are one of the few who can focus in that type of situation. (at least in contrast to others)

Ogden Wernstrom sort of way, where you are just trying to be cynical to prove a point.

[completely_different]

im not sure which sort of cynical i am, ive just been told i am by other people.

EDIT: Also I appear to be one of the few people on this board who hasn't watched house at all.

[glouch]

EDIT: Also I appear to be one of the few people on this board who hasn't watched house at all.

It's actually a pretty good show, and I love Dr House's cynicism

[completely_different]

EDIT: Also I appear to be one of the few people on this board who hasn't watched house at all.

It's actually a pretty good show, and I love Dr House's cynicism

id love to watch it, unfortunately it isnt on much in the UK and i cant be bothered to torrent it

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http://www.hulu.com/house

[completely_different]

thanks but hulu doesnt stream outside of the US

[unknown]

i've never watched it

w0a, i'd find religion (your own kind). or suck it up.

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thanks but hulu doesnt stream outside of the US

Bah, I always forget about that.