I cooked my video card today

[OmegaZero_Alpha]

And I'll be as anecdotal as I damn well please Adder.

yours wasn't even an anecdote, poser.

[Isuxdix]

I'll tell you a little anecdote about OmegaZero_Alpha,

He was a young lad living in a dark, dank area which he effectionately called his "workshop". What he did in this workshop was very secretive and he would not even allow his parents to enter. They only knew a lot of computer parts went in and out and that it smelled very funny whenever he entered and left the place, always quickly closing the door behind him.

One day they realized they had not seen their son in two days time and that familiar smell became so bad that it permeated throughout their entire house. His parents were fed up and decided to breach Omega's privacy and finally break into the room which they dared not enter before.

Upon opening and exposing the dark room to outside light which it had not experienced in some time, they were hit with the light of multiple computer monitors and strong waft of stale semen.

Their son was masturbating vigorously to pictures of a robot, a cartoon asian child, a guy with a gas mask, a kitty-cat on a keyboard, and multiple anime character profiles.





OmegaZero had insatiable fetish for forum avatars and this is why he spent countless hours on the boards... to satisfy his sick desires. He quickly covered his naked-from-the-waist-down body with a crusty towel and said, "GET OUT, I'M TROLLING A GUY ON THE INTERNET". They shut the door, went to buy some deoderizer, and never spoke about the incident again.

Tell this anecdote to your kids they don't become an OmegaZero_Alpha, for the good of the country.

oh god why am i so fucked up

[OmegaZero_Alpha]

I don't know why idiots expect me to read their stupid text-walls every time their butthurt capacitors start to overload.

[Isuxdix]

Your really should, its a postively delightful story! Very little to do with capacitors

[Adder]

Ithe 24-inch monitor looked WAY better than the 50-inch TV because they have the same resolution, and monitors easily have better contrast ratio and brightness.

oh whats this? actual facts? How did adder miss this?

I should BOLD EVERYTHING

One incident on each side, stop being stupid.

[jwstohr]

I'll tell you a little anecdote about OmegaZero_Alpha,

He was a young lad living in a dark, dank area which he effectionately called his "workshop". What he did in this workshop was very secretive and he would not even allow his parents to enter. They only knew a lot of computer parts went in and out and that it smelled very funny whenever he entered and left the place, always quickly closing the door behind him.

One day they realized they had not seen their son in two days time and that familiar smell became so bad that it permeated throughout their entire house. His parents were fed up and decided to breach Omega's privacy and finally break into the room which they dared not enter before.

Upon opening and exposing the dark room to outside light which it had not experienced in some time, they were hit with the light of multiple computer monitors and strong waft of stale semen.

Their son was masturbating vigorously to pictures of a robot, a cartoon asian child, a guy with a gas mask, a kitty-cat on a keyboard, and multiple anime character profiles.





OmegaZero had insatiable fetish for forum avatars and this is why he spent countless hours on the boards... to satisfy his sick desires. He quickly covered his naked-from-the-waist-down body with a crusty towel and said, "GET OUT, I'M TROLLING A GUY ON THE INTERNET". They shut the door, went to buy some deoderizer, and never spoke about the incident again.

Tell this anecdote to your kids they don't become an OmegaZero_Alpha, for the good of the country.

oh god why am i so fucked up

I lol'd. You should write short stories.

[Butane]

you 2 got to kiss and make up srsly

[Isuxdix]

you 2 got to kiss and make up srsly

He didn't even read the story I wrote for him. I hate him! out:

[Drunken F00l]

He read it. He just told you that he didn't so that you would say what you just said and then claim victory in his trolling endeavours.

[Hell-met]

shut uuuuppppppppppppp