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    Quote Originally Posted by KaiLan
    Hey Bill, you know a lot about science.

    Can you explain pink, flying Rhinos with science?
    Down in the deepest depths of the Nazi experimentation labs, a rhino was bred with insane amounts of helium introduced into the uterus of the mother rhino. The Helium bonded with the organic cells of the rhino fetus, inflating the cells with the element.

    Since every cell was affected, the growth was stunted, making the rhino smaller, but lighter.

    The pink is merely the result of the caretakers giving the specimen a bath, but one of the more careless helpers had left a new red shirt in the tub, and it turned what was an albino rhino pink.

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    Wow... I didn't think you could do it, but my god, you did it! You make my heart feel super happy!

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    You mess with the cat you get the claws!

    And did you know felines are thought to lick themselves so much because cat saliva is a natural deoderant? Thus it masks their scent making them better predators.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kaylee
    Elitists is just a word uncool people use to refer to people cooler than they are
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