Versed is wrong:
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Versed is wrong:
Moderator
i just realized crowbar is gone
yay
Dedicated Member
rofl.
I remember that night.
Junior Member
ROFL so far keep em coming
You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life - W. Churchill
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Q. An ethical lawyer, an honest politician, and a merciful aerobics instructor all fall out of an airplane. Which one hits the ground first?
A. It doesn't matter - none of them exist.
Moderator
okay I believe you now :P
Junior Member
Reality is an illusion that occurs due to lack of alcohol.
"I'd prefer to have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy." - Jack Nicholson
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Q: Why should you treat your kids well?
A: They will pick out your nursing home someday!
Junior Member
Hmm its kinda like pulling teeth here to get anyone to do fun shit
"Never explain--your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe you anyway."
Elbert Hubbard (1856 - 1915)
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
Dedicated Member
obligatory Chuck Norris joke:
Every piece of furniture in Chuck Norris's house is a Total Gym.
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