sonofabitch

[unknown]

so i went to a show tonight, and on the way out of the venue i was walkin down the stairs and this dude behind me steals a beer out of a box the woman in front of me is carrying
immediately she turns around and sees my friend and i right behind her looking at her and she accuses us
we deny it and point to the dude but he's gone
so they shouted at us all odwn the stairs until we got to the doors and then i saw the dude again and pointed him out and he got busted (he was drinkin it already lol)

fuckin douche
and then we got beat in a stoplight race by a camarro driven by some other middle-aged asshole

[Drunken F00l]

That's dumb. That woman is dumb too though.

Don't call the driver of the other car an asshole just because your car sucks. You could blame it on the extra weight due to number of passengers.

[insomniaprincess]

You could blame it on the extra weight due to number of passengers.

I concur. This is a perfectly valid explanation.

[avy]

No, you got beat some middleaged man... that makes you the asshole. Learn to drive!

[jwstohr]

Next time just ask for the beer yourself rather than getting your friend to steal it for you? Then you wouldn't feel ashamed and have to come here and "redeem" yourself. Thus wasting mine and everyone else's time. And lol at getting beat by grandpa.....

Oh and

[LiTi-4] Versed: I have boobs...

[unknown]

we didn't ask him :O

[Ranma]