Michael Jackson died

[Versed]

What do Michael Jackson and K-mart have in common?

They both have little boys pants half off

[Hell-met]

I hate MJ and I hate these jokes even more

[insomniaprincess]

I hate these jokes even more

ditto

[OmegaZero_Alpha]

Turns out it was food poisoning:

Ate too many ten year old wieners.

[Butane]

bump... funny jokes
MOAR PLZ!

[-LMA-]

This was definitely a shocker when I heard this on the news. Of course nowadays he was a subject of joke and ridicule because of the accusations brought against him and his present day appearance but I believe he will die a legend with having made the best selling album of all time and many many top selling #1 hits in his career. Even though this topic is pretty much a joke thread, i'm sure that most people will remember the "black" Michael Jackson as a legend.

[insomniaprincess]

Ya, and then Billy Mays dies today. What's with this week?

As for MJ, I'm with LMA. There will always be jokes and ppl poking fun but you still have to honor the legacy the man left.

[Rostov]

The M. Jackson I knew died in the early 90s. After that he went bizarre, even for a celebrity. Still, I did grow up to his music/dance in the 80s and the man was exceptionally talented.

[jwstohr]

Due to the fact that MJ was 90% plastic, he will be melted down and crafted into Lego blocks allowing children to play with him for once.

[OmegaZero_Alpha]

Ferrah had one last wish when she got to heaven and just said "I just want the children to be safe"

Sure enough a few days later...