i was soaking my hair incessantly with aqua net one day when i noticed how rebellious i had become, look right now, my school starts at 8am, im here, at 9am, posting this. Anyway, i think that i should make it a point to punch people and tip over cows.cows are the symbol of anti-rebellion, tipping them over is therefore rebellious by showing the cow-owners that i just dont give a fuck about the stability of cows.

people hate me. because i punch them. i punch them and tip over cows. they say that the way of cow-tipping is cruel, but i told them that when i tip them over they have a better chance than those old people that i was tempted to tip because they talk in LONG sentances. long sentences are annoying. people who use them should be dropped from a tree. trees are tall.

and what? you dont agree with my rebbelious ways? Try and stop me, you will be punched and your cow will be tipped...over.