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"Life tips from Steve" Episode 1: Piss Hacking
Today's tips are about pissing.
As men, we sometimes like to multitask during our daily hygiene routines. For instance, we do not have shampoo, conditioner, face wash, body wash, body scrub, etc.
We have this to cover all of that at once:
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So, during your routine, I would highly advise AGAINST pissing and brushing your teeth at the same time. If your member is of any length, you will invariably piss everywhere with your wagging man meat. This is not a problem if your penis is as long as mine though, as you can just let it rest on the edge of the bowl while you stand. You cannot bypass this by sitting down to piss while you brush your teeth. The only time it is permitted to sit down and piss is if you happen to have a prince albert. In which case, it's probably a really good idea to sit down before pissing.
All of this reminds me of some sound advice I received many years ago. I will now share that advice with you:
Women love to hear piss go deep
In the toilet, y'know?
They really listen for that shit if they can get away with it. The longer your shaft, the more bass you'll be able to pull when you aim "deep" while pissing. If you try to be a wuss by hitting along the water's edge, just to be silent, then they'll think that your equipment is inept. They'll even mock you when you're not around...
Penis size and urination are directly proportional with pressure and velocity.
Ask any fireman about hose diameter and the required pressure to deliver the load...you'll see.
Besides, I've had more than one female on the job admit to me that they've listened to the men pissing in the employee bathroom--just so's they could get a read.
Piss deep boys....always piss deep.
Piss deep, forever and for always.
gg
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