I Have No Complaints Whatsoever

[Crit-O-Clock]

I have no quarrels with any of you. You are all fine people and I hope you have an enjoyable day.

That is all.

[WombRaider]

excellent thread.

[Ligerwing]

Doesn't seem suited to the Flame Bucket.

[Crit-O-Clock]

Doesn't seem suited to the Flame Bucket.

Ok, in that case I complain that everyone here is not complimented often enough and probably is way under quota for the high fives they deserve.

[peteyM3]

Well to make this thread more suitable for it's section, I would like to complain about you and your happy-go lucky eco hipster generation. If there was a zombie apocalypse, all you iphone using, starbuck mocha frapachino drinking, we need world peace thinking hipsters would give no chance for the future of humanity. Go join the military.

[MikeV]

Go join the military.

Not while I'm in they won't. Those hippies would end up getting me killed.

[serialjoe]

yes military combat would prove useful in a post apocalyptic world,

now shine those shoes soldiers.

but yeah hipsters dont stand a chance and alot of people dont if theyre not

prepared for a hoard of zombies.

[Crit-O-Clock]

You could argue that in a zombie apocalypse, learning special FX make-up would be a lot more useful than military training. Just put on undead make-up and lurch wherever you need to go.

Although you should probably wear a T-shirt that says on both sides "Not Actually A Zombie, Please Don't Shoot" to avoid confusion with other survivors.

[jagbama]

You could argue that in a zombie apocalypse, learning special FX make-up would be a lot more useful than military training. Just put on undead make-up and lurch wherever you need to go.

Although you should probably wear a T-shirt that says on both sides "Not Actually A Zombie, Please Don't Shoot" to avoid confusion with other survivors.

Too late for Bill Murray

[daem0n]

I complain that there aren't enough political science majors on this earth to negotiate with the zombies!

We need to feed them en masse to keep the hordes at bay!