The next person who tells me the world is going to end dies.

[OmegaZero_Alpha]

I have been hearing all of this shit since I was in grade school, a bunch of idiots trying to tell me that the world is going to be destroyed.

This was supposed to happen in 6/6/06, too, remember.
and I sure miss computers since they all destroyed themselves for no reason back in 2000

but now, OH NOES, NOW ITS 2012!!!

In 2012:

The last pope will die.
The solar maximum will wipe us out.
Kepler runs through the face of arkansas.
Reelection
Olympics
Leap year.

FUCK, you guys, 2012 will pass and everybody will forget it just like the last 30 attempts to convince the Christians that politician X is the Antichrist. Lets look at all of the people suspected to be Antichrist that have passed:

Oh yeah, and the Mayan prophecy? 2012 has already passed on the Mayan calendar. Sorry to disappoint you, folks, but the Mayans weren't that good at math.

[Hell-met]

The world is going to end.

[avy]

[fubar28]

brilliant use of a comic strip, avy.

[N0body]

The world is going to end.

QFT

[Rostov]

[quote="OmegaZero_Alpha"]I

In 2012:

The last pope will die.
The solar maximum will wipe us out.
Kepler runs through the face of arkansas.
Reelection
Olympics
Leap year.

Also.....

The first time in 26,000 years that the sun will align exactly with the center of the Milky Way galaxy.
An asteroid is supposed to pass within 20 million kilometres of the Earth. In astronomical terms, that is counted as a near miss. In reality, it will nice to watch through a telescope.
Aliens are to return to the Earth to continue their colonization.(This one as spoken by a co-worker)

Don't ask me to explain this shizz. I just find it amusing to read it once in a while and pass it on to others, if only to get their dander up.

[OmegaZero_Alpha]

[quote="Rostov"]

I

In 2012:

The last pope will die.
The solar maximum will wipe us out.
Kepler runs through the face of arkansas.
Reelection
Olympics
Leap year.

Also.....

The first time in 26,000 years that the sun will align exactly with the center of the Milky Way galaxy.
An asteroid is supposed to pass within 20 million kilometres of the Earth. In astronomical terms, that is counted as a near miss. In reality, it will nice to watch through a telescope.
Aliens are to return to the Earth to continue their colonization.(This one as spoken by a co-worker)

Don't ask me to explain this shizz. I just find it amusing to read it once in a while and pass it on to others, if only to get their dander up.

the asteroid is Kepler, the solar maximum is the alignment you speak of.

[chernobyl_blessing]

That world is going to end bullshit is a bunch of lies. I think the world will end when it ends and even if it does for that matter.

[Drunken F00l]

I think the world will end when it ends

THIS IS A GOOD POINT

[Hell-met]

The world will end when Kaylee returns.

Basically a Jesus cat.