no reasonable person could have relied on Apple's statements?

sounds like they certainly stand behind their customers, why wouldn't they stand behind their products?

I have never found an apple product that would be useful to me (not that I would consider using) that I couldn't find cheaper and better from a different company...

computers: build a PC for 1/10th of a price, with identical specs and better gaming performance
iPods: creative Zen/zunes can easily replace every feature and better
iPhone: oh god, a hard-to-use phone (touch-screens are horrible, I can use my 4-year-old go-phone with god speed without even looking at it) AND an iPod, AND half of a shitty laptop without wifi? who could resist?

(this is all taking into effect that touch-screens are for people with down syndrome, excluding high-precision digitizer displays)

I'm not saying that their products are bad, or that I have anything against apple itself (other than tricking their customers and straight-out lying to them, and then making fun of them in court for believing them), but they just get WAY too much hype for how average they are, allowing them to up-charge them like nothing else.