The Bachelor: SourceOP edition

[suttles]

who the fuck are you

winner 2012

[ShatteredIris]

Were so Tight Rob. Like brothers from another mother. Well Mothers. Thats how I came to like you... If I remember correctly.
It was that stormy night. I said I loved you and you and things went down hill from there. We were such nerd always talking about TF2 in school and wearing our new T's. You ordered my one for my birthday the next week. After I told you the truth I remembered how you canceled the order and said our friendship is threw. Then you left. Left my life forever. I wanted to run. Run from everything. The train station was closed down so I walk. Walked for many miles through the soaking rain. I wanted to leave everything. No on accepted me for who I really was. ( Your bromace lover ) A though faded in the back of my mind. This could all be over if I just dumped my self in front of the train. I reached down to feel the cold metal rails as I ran my hands along them. Blood started to trickle from my hand. Your favorite color was red. The blood started to seep in the mood turning it a off tint of brown. As I gazed at my reflection I released that I was nothing. My best friendship was gone. Completely. I heard the train comming. I closed my eyes and shut them tight. I was about to step onto the tracks when I opened my eyes for a second just to see you screaming in the train window traveling back to my house. At that moment it was to late. I had already set foot on the track and my world went blank...

I don't know why you where on that train. Where you intended to stop. And why you were screaming at all. If it was for love put this ring on my grave...

Look at all the swag above you.

Back off, he's mine.

Man. He might have been comming back for me. This is like toy story 3 now. Wow people are getting really harsh to get a man to man relationship. Just saying. We used to be friends Rob, I miss those days.

[Uzbekistan]

Actual photo or Rob and me

[EmperorKabuto]

I've never met you, dearest Rob, but I am a fossil of the absolute highest caliber. I will Harden at the sight of you, and my Water Gun attack is the stuff of legends. Don't even get me started on my Mud Slap.

[MrRager]

Actual photo or Rob and me

You know that's me...right?

[Benlecyborg]

Oh Rob,
You should be mine
We'd be so fine.

We'd laugh and dine
Oh please will you be mine?

Not marrying me would be a crime
Do you really want to do time?
If you do that's fine
Because I'm sublime as long as you're mine

Rob there is no other way to say this
Any other way would be just taking the piss
You come in here and see all these posers
These... these... hoesers.

They don't care about you bro
Not like I do, so
Pick me -- I'm the right choice
Infact I think it'd be very joice
Suttles is a dumbass
Infact his "rap" is pretty crass
Do you really want to be married
To someone who carries
An IQ less than his age?

It makes you look bad bro
Choose me, I'm not dumb
Infact I'm pretty fun

Truth be told, we're for it, we have the ultimate bromance.

[suttles]

Oh Rob,
You should be mine
We'd be so fine.

We'd laugh and dine
Oh please will you be mine?

Not marrying me would be a crime
Do you really want to do time?
If you do that's fine
Because I'm sublime as long as you're mine

Rob there is no other way to say this
Any other way would be just taking the piss
You come in here and see all these posers
These... these... hoesers.

They don't care about you bro
Not like I do, so
Pick me -- I'm the right choice
Infact I think it'd be very joice
Suttles is a dumbass
Infact his "rap" is pretty crass
Do you really want to be married
To someone who carries
An IQ less than his age?

It makes you look bad bro
Choose me, I'm not dumb
Infact I'm pretty fun

Truth be told, we're for it, we have the ultimate bromance.

hey thanks


i am 200 years old too fuck you

[Benlecyborg]

Oh Rob,
You should be mine
We'd be so fine.

We'd laugh and dine
Oh please will you be mine?

Not marrying me would be a crime
Do you really want to do time?
If you do that's fine
Because I'm sublime as long as you're mine

Rob there is no other way to say this
Any other way would be just taking the piss
You come in here and see all these posers
These... these... hoesers.

They don't care about you bro
Not like I do, so
Pick me -- I'm the right choice
Infact I think it'd be very joice
Suttles is a dumbass
Infact his "rap" is pretty crass
Do you really want to be married
To someone who carries
An IQ less than his age?

It makes you look bad bro
Choose me, I'm not dumb
Infact I'm pretty fun

Truth be told, we're for it, we have the ultimate bromance.

hey thanks


i am 200 years old too fuck you

See Rob
See this boy
He treats you like a toy
He'll gobble you up and shit you out
And if he doesn't get his own way he'll go into a pout

His claim of being 200 is a fallacy
In reality
Divide by 10 and that's the formality.

[fxu]

Ring, please.

It'd go great with my sparkling shotgun.

Thanks.

[brutalenigma]

rob, i'm not often sure of anything.

but i AM certain i am the exact fat, cartoon black man you've been looking for. we were made for each other.

over the past months, i have felt a special bond growing between us and i know you've felt it too. i can sense it in your voice when we talk on the phone until 2 or 3 am and in those little, lingering glances you don't think i notice while we're working.

so, rob, broby, please make me the happiest fat bro in the whole wide world. take my hand, and make me yours.

to brofinity and beyond.

<3,
k