The Bachelor: SourceOP edition

[Kikwit]

Make me laugh, make me cry. Prove to me our bromance will never die.

Will not accept cash or items.


whoever proves to me that our bromance is real, gets it.

[Uzbekistan]

Rob, we've known each other for a long time, ever since I laid my eyes on that pipe I knew I wanted you, you'd make me the happiest asexual being in the world if you gave me that ring, I wrote you a haiku:

Rob of internet
Beautiful penis explodes
Ring is mine to keep

I know we have something special here, and with this ring as a symbol of our love we can really flourish

[DrFire]

i buy things from you

there is no greater love than a salesperson to his buyer

edit:
please rob

edit2:
look it was meant to be


no one but the keymaker could fit the face of the man


edit3: rob i will never ask you to sell me a cheap bud ever again

edit4: ok I understand you dont have to disappoint everyone else

just trade me if you say yes
do a backflip if you say no

edit5: please

[Benlecyborg]

Make me laugh, make me cry. Prove to me our bromance will never die.

Will not accept cash or items.


whoever proves to me that our bromance is real, gets it.

I GOT CHILLS, THEY'RE MULTIPLYING
AND I'M LOOOSING CONTROL
CAUSE THE POWER YOU'RE SUPPLYING
IS ELECTRIFYING.

YOU'RE THE ONE THAT I WANT, THE ONE THAT I WANT WHOOOOOO

Just the two of us, we can make it if we try just the two of us... you and I.

[Carez]

Quand je te prends dans mes bras
et quand je t'embrasse

l'horloge du temps s'arrête là
et sa pendule se casse

mon corps tremble, mon coeur bat
et en moi tout perd place.

Quand je te prends dans mes bras
et quand je t'embrasse

la tristesse s'évapore, s'en va
et la joie la remplace

les fleurs s'ouvrent dans les champs
et le printemps refait face.

If you want it in english, it would be hard but I could do anything for you my love :3

[suttles]

We've known eachother for a long time, rob.

I've always been drawn by your eyes, and me and you are like...

Well you are the hot knife. I'm the butter. You complete me. Me and you bro, we are like romeo and juliet. I'm the outpost mod, you are the tf2tp mod.


I'd die 4 u bby )

poem too

Rob, you make me throb
Turn that music down a knob
Its so loud it made my balls vibrate
rob, you look damn great

Suttles, is your man
Suttles is your GODDAMN
Who farted up in here?
Stop licking my ear

Rob, you are cool
wanna go skinny dipping in the pool?
I like to play with oranges
i broke my doorhinge

Yea, I rhymed orange, bitch
FUCK SHIT DICKS I GOT A ITCH
there better, I scratched it
oh fuck i gotta take a shit



Hands down(literally) the winner. Right?

[Benlecyborg]

Roses are RED
Violets are BLU
You're a cold hearted man,
now kiss me you fool.

[sexymikeyb]

Oh Rob! OH ROB, I can't be bothered coming up with something so screw it.

[MrRager]

Words can't even describe the bromance we have. Those other people up there are just trying to use you, and get all your money. Besides I'm the only one you ever told your real name to. That's pretty high on the Bromance scale.

[Bryster125]

I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for a ransom in unusuals, I can tell you I don't have many. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long tf2 career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my hats go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you, with a strange boston basher.