The Bachelor: SourceOP edition

[Fluttershy]

You don't even know me. But love is blind!

And i'd give my lover a token of my affection in the form of a purpletexted hat of lurv <3

[DataStorm]

I know Butane is too shy to propose to you, but I know he loves you dearly. Please accept his silent wish to marry you, for he dearly wants to. He'll be nice once a day, and will even water your shoe's. For as his period started today, I'm sorry to inform you that you can only consume the love in red flags for another day or 2.

Sincerely,

DataStorm

[Camile]

For the time I've been on SourceOP out of most of the people I've seen, you're probably one of the most intelligent if not the most intelligent person I've seen on here. That's about it :3

[fanclub]

i only get one shot at this so i dont want to blow it...

a bromance with rob has its good side. it teaches me loyalty, forbearance, tolerance, self-restraint and other valuable qualities that i wouldn't need if i stayed single

the bad side was finding out that i wasn't the first one to borrow his saxton hale mask

[Colour]

I'll suck your dick, 'nuff said. Spitters are quitters.

[suttles]

[Suttles, Jimmee, Colour]
Diego, jameless, rob
all dese bitches so fine
which one shall be mine?
the real question is which one makes me throb


Diego, jameless, rob
all dese bitches are mine

[Suttles]
Suttles represent.

Sup nigga, my name is suttles.
Who the fuck pushed me in a mud puddle?
I got more swag than heath ledger
I'm the fucking batman
flying through the city like a fucking bat, MAAAN
I got more swag than a ho in a strip club on friday nights
So rob, time to pop the question,
will you...FUCK WHAT RHy-


[Jimmee]
HOLD THE FUCK UP SUTTLES, you don't know how to rap.

Sup dog, my name be jimmee.
I ain't got a small dick like Mr. Suttles
but rob, you know you want suttles
to fill up your puddle
with swag pools
now aint dat cool
come on rob, marry suttles
unless you wanna be with Mr. Cuddles?
Y'know he's a shark, but d'ja know suttles first name is noah?
That's right, he built a ark, woah

SWAG
SWAG
SWAG

[Suttles, Jimmee, Colour]
Diego, jameless, rob
all dese bitches so fine
which one shall be mine?
the real question is which one makes me throb


Diego, jameless, rob
all dese bitches are mine


[Suttles]
Rob, you make me throb
Just send that ahundred dolla my way
I aren't gay
but I'd suck yo dick on top of a mountain
dew taste goddamn good, but I prefer mellow yellow

[Colour]

God. Fucking.Damnit suttles.

You ain't got no swag.
You little fucking fag.
Sit yo ass down, let a master do his work
Sup rob, my first name is Kurk.
I'm yo captain, let me ride your ship
and then feel your hips
Let suttles be yours
he will give you tours

Swag.
Swag.
Swag.

[Suttles, Jimmee, Colour]
Diego, jameless, rob
all dese bitches so fine
which one shall be mine?
the real question is which one makes me throb


Diego, jameless, rob
all dese bitches are mine


Excuse the "Nigga" please. That's the non racist term. That means brother.

[ShatteredIris]

Were so Tight Rob. Like brothers from another mother. Well Mothers. Thats how I came to like you... If I remember correctly.
It was that stormy night. I said I loved you and you and things went down hill from there. We were such nerd always talking about TF2 in school and wearing our new T's. You ordered my one for my birthday the next week. After I told you the truth I remembered how you canceled the order and said our friendship is threw. Then you left. Left my life forever. I wanted to run. Run from everything. The train station was closed down so I walked. Walked for many miles through the drenching rain. I wanted to leave everything. No one accepted me for who I really was. ( Your bromace lover ) A thought faded in the back of my mind. This could all be over if I just dumped my self in front of the train. I reached down to feel the cold metal rails as I ran my hands along them. Blood started to trickle from my hand. Your favorite color was red. The blood started to seep in the mood turning it a off tint of brown. As I gazed at my reflection I released that I was nothing. My best friendship was gone. Completely. I heard the train comming. I closed my eyes and shut them tight. I was about to step onto the tracks when I opened my eyes for a second just to see you screaming in the train window traveling back to our town. At that moment it was to late. I had already set foot on the track and my world went blank...

I don't know why you where on that train. Where you intended to get of the train. And why you were screaming at all. If it was for love, put this ring on my grave...

[suttles]

Were so Tight Rob. Like brothers from another mother. Well Mothers. Thats how I came to like you... If I remember correctly.
It was that stormy night. I said I loved you and you and things went down hill from there. We were such nerd always talking about TF2 in school and wearing our new T's. You ordered my one for my birthday the next week. After I told you the truth I remembered how you canceled the order and said our friendship is threw. Then you left. Left my life forever. I wanted to run. Run from everything. The train station was closed down so I walk. Walked for many miles through the soaking rain. I wanted to leave everything. No on accepted me for who I really was. ( Your bromace lover ) A though faded in the back of my mind. This could all be over if I just dumped my self in front of the train. I reached down to feel the cold metal rails as I ran my hands along them. Blood started to trickle from my hand. Your favorite color was red. The blood started to seep in the mood turning it a off tint of brown. As I gazed at my reflection I released that I was nothing. My best friendship was gone. Completely. I heard the train comming. I closed my eyes and shut them tight. I was about to step onto the tracks when I opened my eyes for a second just to see you screaming in the train window traveling back to my house. At that moment it was to late. I had already set foot on the track and my world went blank...

I don't know why you where on that train. Where you intended to stop. And why you were screaming at all. If it was for love put this ring on my grave...

Look at all the swag above you.

Back off, he's mine.

[Alfie]

who the fuck are you

[MrRager]

who the fuck are you

Who the fuck are you