[OmegaZero_Alpha]

Yeah. If you look down on people for using a vespa then you don't know how awesome it is to get 120 miles to the gallon.

I have two hands...in one, is awesome and unrivaled gas milage....in the other is the fact that one looks like a little bitch riding a fucking scooter...hmm, milage, little bitch...milage, little bitch...

I just cant decide...wait! I cant pick up bitches if I am riding a scooter like a bitch...cause most bitches dont like bitches...or scooters.

Sweeping generalizations aside, a Honda Silver Wings let you look pretty cool.

If not get a 350cc crotch rocket and shave off 30MPG and still look fine.

Or find women who aren't shallow.