Jul 10, 2011, 01:36 PM
No. These are all nigerians or something.
Every time they try and fuck me on a bill they start babbling to me in some sing-song gibberish and I want to buy up a Duane Reade and turn it into an alibama wind chime factory.
Then there's the homeless people who try the 'compliment the person to get a donation' but in upper east side they try way too hard and it comes across more like they're hitting on you. Unless those were actually hipsters and they were hitting on me. Because WHO IN THE FUCK CAN EVEN TELL
And then they bitch about the migratory patterns of the local geese getting disturbed after they put up a 350$ fine for honking in city limits.
I'm really glad I didn't try and come to NYC as a tourist and just do the sight seeing because this trip would be pretty garbage.
On a lighter note I love the food, and getting around is so simple that TF2Items could do it. And I've been fucking with my hotel the entire time I've been here, like making up elaborate stories for how I lost my keycard (THE MARINE FROM DOOM SHOT ME AND TOOK IT TO GET THE THE NEXT LEVEL) and I've had this AC on for so long it's now literally bleeding ice out of the front grill.
Every time they try and fuck me on a bill they start babbling to me in some sing-song gibberish and I want to buy up a Duane Reade and turn it into an alibama wind chime factory.
Then there's the homeless people who try the 'compliment the person to get a donation' but in upper east side they try way too hard and it comes across more like they're hitting on you. Unless those were actually hipsters and they were hitting on me. Because WHO IN THE FUCK CAN EVEN TELL
And then they bitch about the migratory patterns of the local geese getting disturbed after they put up a 350$ fine for honking in city limits.
I'm really glad I didn't try and come to NYC as a tourist and just do the sight seeing because this trip would be pretty garbage.
On a lighter note I love the food, and getting around is so simple that TF2Items could do it. And I've been fucking with my hotel the entire time I've been here, like making up elaborate stories for how I lost my keycard (THE MARINE FROM DOOM SHOT ME AND TOOK IT TO GET THE THE NEXT LEVEL) and I've had this AC on for so long it's now literally bleeding ice out of the front grill.
/sarcasm