Apr 28, 2010, 10:04 PM
I still think they should give him a new flamethrower that blocks hitscan weapons and lays oil slicks and that can be lit on fire with the flaregun so pyros can do EVERYTHING they aren't supposed to.
They can also give the scout a katana that blocks 100% of melee attacks and does increased damage to players.
Sniper can also get a jar of bees that stings shit and flies around in a stupid swarm and you have to sit there and tediously burn them or shoot them before you can move if they hit you.
Medic can get a zombie potion that revives player's corpses as bots.
engineer can get, fuck, some lazer gun that does something incredible and ruins the game.
While they are at it they should give the heavy rollerskates so you can keep going on one direction really fast while spinning your barrel.
I should be a valve dev with these ideas. If they are going to fuck the game up severely they might as well have the changes sound okay in theory.
They can also give the scout a katana that blocks 100% of melee attacks and does increased damage to players.
Sniper can also get a jar of bees that stings shit and flies around in a stupid swarm and you have to sit there and tediously burn them or shoot them before you can move if they hit you.
Medic can get a zombie potion that revives player's corpses as bots.
engineer can get, fuck, some lazer gun that does something incredible and ruins the game.
While they are at it they should give the heavy rollerskates so you can keep going on one direction really fast while spinning your barrel.
I should be a valve dev with these ideas. If they are going to fuck the game up severely they might as well have the changes sound okay in theory.
/sarcasm