[QuickSkope]

Okay, so after a lengthy discussion with my friend I think we understand this post a bit better now.

• - He is saying that he is Canadian.
  - He just got a TV (They're rare in Canada, you know)
  - And he rides his polar bear because the cars in Canada are not safe.
  

Would anyone like to add to this?

If it took you a "Lenghty" discussion to break down my post, you must be in Grade 3.

-Canadian
-Mocking technology
-Mocking technology PT2


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