[larz]

I was pedestrianizing to work last Tuesday and went to cross a street. AT MY OWN PERIL. FOR ONE MAN FAILED TO YIELD TO MY PEDESTRIANIZATION, HITTING ME ACROSS THE STREET. So I promptly got up, retrieved my lost items and sat down on the sidewalk until the paramedics got there.

Needless to say, I didn't break any bones and have aquired no internal bleeding.

The moral of the story is: Don't run over pedestrians because they are greedy and will take your money to buy a new computer, which is going to be totally awesome.

dude wtf does god hate you?

bad shit apparently happens to all the time.
Maybe you should consider living in a bubble.

anywhore, glad to know your ok, and enjoy the new pc

why do you walk??? get a car