May 14, 2007, 07:43 PM
I was pedestrianizing to work last Tuesday and went to cross a street. AT MY OWN PERIL. FOR ONE MAN FAILED TO YIELD TO MY PEDESTRIANIZATION, HITTING ME ACROSS THE STREET. So I promptly got up, retrieved my lost items and sat down on the sidewalk until the paramedics got there.
Needless to say, I didn't break any bones and have aquired no internal bleeding.
The moral of the story is: Don't run over pedestrians because they are greedy and will take your money to buy a new computer, which is going to be totally awesome.
Needless to say, I didn't break any bones and have aquired no internal bleeding.
The moral of the story is: Don't run over pedestrians because they are greedy and will take your money to buy a new computer, which is going to be totally awesome.
/sarcasm