Oct 23, 2009, 10:35 AM
I'll tell you a little anecdote about OmegaZero_Alpha,
He was a young lad living in a dark, dank area which he effectionately called his "workshop". What he did in this workshop was very secretive and he would not even allow his parents to enter. They only knew a lot of computer parts went in and out and that it smelled very funny whenever he entered and left the place, always quickly closing the door behind him.
One day they realized they had not seen their son in two days time and that familiar smell became so bad that it permeated throughout their entire house. His parents were fed up and decided to breach Omega's privacy and finally break into the room which they dared not enter before.
Upon opening and exposing the dark room to outside light which it had not experienced in some time, they were hit with the light of multiple computer monitors and strong waft of stale semen.
Their son was masturbating vigorously to pictures of a robot, a cartoon asian child, a guy with a gas mask, a kitty-cat on a keyboard, and multiple anime character profiles.
OmegaZero had insatiable fetish for forum avatars and this is why he spent countless hours on the boards... to satisfy his sick desires. He quickly covered his naked-from-the-waist-down body with a crusty towel and said, "GET OUT, I'M TROLLING A GUY ON THE INTERNET". They shut the door, went to buy some deoderizer, and never spoke about the incident again.
Tell this anecdote to your kids they don't become an OmegaZero_Alpha, for the good of the country.
oh god why am i so fucked up
He was a young lad living in a dark, dank area which he effectionately called his "workshop". What he did in this workshop was very secretive and he would not even allow his parents to enter. They only knew a lot of computer parts went in and out and that it smelled very funny whenever he entered and left the place, always quickly closing the door behind him.
One day they realized they had not seen their son in two days time and that familiar smell became so bad that it permeated throughout their entire house. His parents were fed up and decided to breach Omega's privacy and finally break into the room which they dared not enter before.
Upon opening and exposing the dark room to outside light which it had not experienced in some time, they were hit with the light of multiple computer monitors and strong waft of stale semen.
Their son was masturbating vigorously to pictures of a robot, a cartoon asian child, a guy with a gas mask, a kitty-cat on a keyboard, and multiple anime character profiles.
OmegaZero had insatiable fetish for forum avatars and this is why he spent countless hours on the boards... to satisfy his sick desires. He quickly covered his naked-from-the-waist-down body with a crusty towel and said, "GET OUT, I'M TROLLING A GUY ON THE INTERNET". They shut the door, went to buy some deoderizer, and never spoke about the incident again.
Tell this anecdote to your kids they don't become an OmegaZero_Alpha, for the good of the country.
oh god why am i so fucked up