[OmegaZero_Alpha]

I know this one is stretching the Misc. category, but I always stretch every category. I was looking for a way to reduce pollutants in my living environment, so I naturally looked into the "Subliminally slammed in" section of the brain and remembered the Ionic Breeze Sharper Image Quatra Pro Seven or whatever, and pulled out my checkbook (terminology, all of my transactions are cash or paypal). Then i went to hit buy and it was FIVE HUNDRED DOLLARS!!! then i went on reading all of the mud-slinging that started off as unbiased, but slowly drifted to fanboyism mid-stream (supposed product reviews), All of them were like: THAT ONE IS NOT EFFICIENT FOR _____ REASON. SO, i found this

IT HAS ALL PURIFIERS!!!

Not only does it have ALL OF THEM, but they threw in a germicidal UV-light for that touch of overkill I always incorporate into my daily life (dual kilowatt power supplies FOR THE WIN)