Aug 10, 2009, 01:59 AM
Reality is an illusion that occurs due to lack of alcohol.
"I'd prefer to have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy." - Jack Nicholson
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Q: Why should you treat your kids well?
A: They will pick out your nursing home someday!
"I'd prefer to have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy." - Jack Nicholson
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Q: Why should you treat your kids well?
A: They will pick out your nursing home someday!
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Some people are only alive because its illegal to shoot them...