Aug 08, 2009, 01:55 AM
I wanna see some funny and or insightful shit more often 
If everybody's thinking alike, somebody isn't thinking - Gen G. Patton
Judge a man by his questions rather than by his answers - Voltaire
"Why did you hit your husband with a chair?"
"I couldn't lift the table."
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"I heard you missed school yesterday."
"Not a bit."
If everybody's thinking alike, somebody isn't thinking - Gen G. Patton
Judge a man by his questions rather than by his answers - Voltaire
"Why did you hit your husband with a chair?"
"I couldn't lift the table."
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"I heard you missed school yesterday."
"Not a bit."
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Some people are only alive because its illegal to shoot them...