[Egoharvester]

You say you were joking around? You revived a dead post to introduce yourself. You claimed to be God's gift to Soldierdom. When Hell-met gave his counterpoint to that claim, you turned into an asshole. And not just an asshole, but an asshole who apparently doesn't understand how the game he thinks he's phenomenal at works. Even after I pointed out how excruciatingly wrong you were, you completely avoided your own error and said something unrelated about medics kritzing scouts... aiya, I don't even know what you were trying to say. You must have gotten confused by what Hell-met said - that , when kritzed as a soldier, failed to kill a scout that was right under your nose.

The point is, you can't decide to introduce yourself by effectively saying, "I'M THE GREATEST FUCKER HERE!", and not expect the people around you to start taking you down a couple of pegs. And interestingly enough, you chose to respond to those of us setting you straight by continuing to be an insufferable prick. AND THEN you decided to say, "Oh hey, I was just joking", except with the added overtone of, "but seriously, I'm the greatest fucker here." You can't do that and expect us to take you seriously, and you certainly can't expect us not to call you out on it. This is a lesson that can be applied elsewhere in life.

Look at my post count. I don't think I'm tough because I have nine posts or however the hell many I have. I DO think I'm better than you at this silly online game because you seemingly don't understand some simple things about it, and I DO think I'm likely smarter than you because you clearly lack the capacity to understand your environment.

Please. You can only dig that hole of yours so much deeper before you hit a septic tank and we all get covered with the shit of your labors. So stop, and do us all a favor - yourself included.

Love,
Me.

I think im the best fucker here? No. You wish I was typing along those lines. You WANT me to say I'm the best guy here. I threw some one liners around and righteous pricks like you come running with your holy grail in hand defending your logic. Obviously I said something right otherwise you wouldn't be typing out a "TL;DR" response. I defended myself to the helmet guy and asked if he wanted to go at it 1v1. I'm more about action rather than talking shit on the internet. I expected people to respond oh yes but I didn't expect anyone to take it to the level that it's at now. Hellmet was the first one to respond with the tough guy callout. So I shot back. Then other people joined in with a premediated biased opinion before they even clicked "reply" so save your "we gave you a chance but I didn't play along nicely" and your "now you get the wrath of my wall of text that I've been holding out on because I'm so witty but I held back earlier" bullshit and keep holding hands with the people in this thread because I sure as shit don't need anyone to hold mine. You think I fell back and got scared so I started to say I was joking? If you couldn't take my first post as a joke at all then let me say welcome to the internet. Try out google.com I hear it's good.

Edit: As a matter of fact let me repost my first post. At some points I'm even humble about it. Is this anytyhing to go crazy over?

"First off let me say I'm a little dissapointed I did a search on this site and didn't find my name anywhere so I guess that means I'm not playing soldier well enough. Secondly I'd like to say to OP; who cares if the other team is team stacking? If they are stacking odds are a handfull of guys have over 50k points and you're popping 25 points each time. Want to piss off a team that's stacked? Go sniper and start dinging 25 points like it's nobodys business unless you got a 14.4 dial-up modem and are running 20 frames per second.

Also just so everyone knows Travis and I are room mates so if you see one of us speccing for a extended period of time it's because obviously we don't want to be on opposite teams since our comps are right next to eah other in the living room. Honestly I could care less which team I'm on but I prefer to be on my room mates side otherwise I'm hearing his team voice chat and vise verse. I look forward to hopefully being in a "wtf his soldier is ridiculous" thread and I cheat etc. etc. in the near future. Toodles!"