Sep 01, 2014, 04:37 AM
Well bro, it sounds like you really have 2 options since this nerd isn't really breaking server rules:
1) mute him! now you'll just get killed by him without having to read his trollbait
2) fight fire with fire! my taunt bind is pasted below here. it has a 100% success rate at pissing people off, just ask anyone from EMC
bind "b" "+seat"
alias "+seat" "say take a \_; bind b +cunt"
alias "+cunt" "say cunt punted; bind b +assa"
alias "+assa" "say I WILL FUCKING ASSAULT YOU; bind b +style"
alias "+style" "say Styled upon.; bind b +virgin"
alias "+virgin" "say virgin down; bind b +cum"
alias "+cum" "say yeah bitch u can cum 2 that; bind b +autis"
alias "+autis" "say suck it you autismal fuck; bind b +asperg"
alias "+asperg" "say how does it feel to be asperg?; bind b +book"
alias "+book" "say get out your fucking checkbook; bind b +lord"
alias "+lord" "say Go fuck yourself shitlord; bind b +wipe"
alias "+wipe" "say WIPE ME DOWN; bind b +nerd"
alias "+nerd" "say eat it nerd; bind b +class"
alias "+class" "say middle class piece of shit; bind b +boss"
alias "+boss" "say LIKE A BOSS; bind b +dog"
alias "+dog" "say go with christ, brah; bind b +played"
alias "+played" "say outplayed; bind b +deal"
alias "+deal" "say Deal with it.; bind b +dork"
alias "+dork" "say dork; bind b +trash"
alias "+trash" "say Go to your kitchen open up your garbage can and then get in it because you're trash; bind b +dad"
alias "+dad" "say u mad u sad u a dad; bind b +rape"
alias "+rape" "say call 911 cuz u just got raped; bind b +pro"
alias "+pro" "say you just got wrecked by a sponsored professional gamer; bind b +mutt"
alias "+mutt" "say you fucking mutt; bind b +balls"
alias "+balls" "say Seriously get a fuckin pair of balls and become a man; bind b +sky"
alias "+sky" "say go fuck your mother your power-tripping nerdy piece of shit; bind b +seat"
ALTERNATE OPTION:
become one of the greatest film/comic villains of all time!
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bind b "+ice"
alias "+ice" "say Allow me to break the ice. My name is Freeze. Learn it well. For it's the chilling sound of your doom.; bind b +ice2"
alias "+ice2" "say I'm afraid my condition has left me cold to your pleas of mercy.; bind b +ice3"
alias "+ice3" "say Tonight, hell freezes over!; bind b +ice4"
alias "+ice4" "say Ice to see you!; bind b +ice5"
alias "+ice5" "say I'm here to make your life a living hell. Prepare for a bitter harvest. Winter has come at last.; bind b +ice6"
alias "+ice6" "say Adam and Evil! ; bind b +ice7"
alias "+ice7" "say What killed the dinosaurs? The Ice Age!; bind b +ice8"
alias "+ice8" "say In this universe, there's only one absolute... everything freezes!; bind b +ice9"
alias "+ice9" "say Cool party!; bind b +ice10"
alias "+ice10" "say Their bones will turn to ice! Their blood will freeze in my hands!; bind b +ice11"
alias "+ice11" "say If revenge is a dish best served cold, then put on your Sunday finest. It's time to feast!; bind b +ice12"
alias "+ice12" "say Can you feel it coming? The icy cold of space! Ahh! At 30,000 feet, your heart will *freeze* and be no more!; bind b +ice13"
alias "+ice13" "say Let's kick some ice!; bind b +ice14"
alias "+ice14" "say You're not sending ME to the COOLER!; bind b +ice15"
alias "+ice15" "say The Ice Man cometh!; bind b +ice16"
alias "+ice16" "say Tonight's forecast... a freeze is coming!; bind b +ice17"
alias "+ice17" "say Stay cool; bind b +ice"
1) mute him! now you'll just get killed by him without having to read his trollbait
2) fight fire with fire! my taunt bind is pasted below here. it has a 100% success rate at pissing people off, just ask anyone from EMC
bind "b" "+seat"
alias "+seat" "say take a \_; bind b +cunt"
alias "+cunt" "say cunt punted; bind b +assa"
alias "+assa" "say I WILL FUCKING ASSAULT YOU; bind b +style"
alias "+style" "say Styled upon.; bind b +virgin"
alias "+virgin" "say virgin down; bind b +cum"
alias "+cum" "say yeah bitch u can cum 2 that; bind b +autis"
alias "+autis" "say suck it you autismal fuck; bind b +asperg"
alias "+asperg" "say how does it feel to be asperg?; bind b +book"
alias "+book" "say get out your fucking checkbook; bind b +lord"
alias "+lord" "say Go fuck yourself shitlord; bind b +wipe"
alias "+wipe" "say WIPE ME DOWN; bind b +nerd"
alias "+nerd" "say eat it nerd; bind b +class"
alias "+class" "say middle class piece of shit; bind b +boss"
alias "+boss" "say LIKE A BOSS; bind b +dog"
alias "+dog" "say go with christ, brah; bind b +played"
alias "+played" "say outplayed; bind b +deal"
alias "+deal" "say Deal with it.; bind b +dork"
alias "+dork" "say dork; bind b +trash"
alias "+trash" "say Go to your kitchen open up your garbage can and then get in it because you're trash; bind b +dad"
alias "+dad" "say u mad u sad u a dad; bind b +rape"
alias "+rape" "say call 911 cuz u just got raped; bind b +pro"
alias "+pro" "say you just got wrecked by a sponsored professional gamer; bind b +mutt"
alias "+mutt" "say you fucking mutt; bind b +balls"
alias "+balls" "say Seriously get a fuckin pair of balls and become a man; bind b +sky"
alias "+sky" "say go fuck your mother your power-tripping nerdy piece of shit; bind b +seat"
ALTERNATE OPTION:
become one of the greatest film/comic villains of all time!
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bind b "+ice"
alias "+ice" "say Allow me to break the ice. My name is Freeze. Learn it well. For it's the chilling sound of your doom.; bind b +ice2"
alias "+ice2" "say I'm afraid my condition has left me cold to your pleas of mercy.; bind b +ice3"
alias "+ice3" "say Tonight, hell freezes over!; bind b +ice4"
alias "+ice4" "say Ice to see you!; bind b +ice5"
alias "+ice5" "say I'm here to make your life a living hell. Prepare for a bitter harvest. Winter has come at last.; bind b +ice6"
alias "+ice6" "say Adam and Evil! ; bind b +ice7"
alias "+ice7" "say What killed the dinosaurs? The Ice Age!; bind b +ice8"
alias "+ice8" "say In this universe, there's only one absolute... everything freezes!; bind b +ice9"
alias "+ice9" "say Cool party!; bind b +ice10"
alias "+ice10" "say Their bones will turn to ice! Their blood will freeze in my hands!; bind b +ice11"
alias "+ice11" "say If revenge is a dish best served cold, then put on your Sunday finest. It's time to feast!; bind b +ice12"
alias "+ice12" "say Can you feel it coming? The icy cold of space! Ahh! At 30,000 feet, your heart will *freeze* and be no more!; bind b +ice13"
alias "+ice13" "say Let's kick some ice!; bind b +ice14"
alias "+ice14" "say You're not sending ME to the COOLER!; bind b +ice15"
alias "+ice15" "say The Ice Man cometh!; bind b +ice16"
alias "+ice16" "say Tonight's forecast... a freeze is coming!; bind b +ice17"
alias "+ice17" "say Stay cool; bind b +ice"
The lie can be maintained only for such time as the State can shield the people from the political, economic and/or military consequences of the lie. It thus becomes vitally important for the State to use all of its powers to repress dissent, for the truth is the mortal enemy of the lie, and thus by extension, the truth becomes the greatest enemy of the State.