Jan 02, 2011, 11:11 PM
WombRaider Wrote:update: drunk
OmegaZero_Alpha Wrote:you had a bad day? i had a bad fucking decade.
I met a girl on the internet and moved in with her. We had four children all named philip. I became an alcoholic. moved out.
I caught a taxi and chewed gum redundantly, the cabdriver snapped at me. 'no
gum chewing, you stupid fuck, can't you read the sign?' I couldn't read the
sign, but i was far too wounded to speak. decided to move to japan. i have turned into a Japanese man.
my name is takashi yakazuki. tokyo is weird.
Legitly lmao'd.