[peteyM3]

I dont understand...the two main characteristics of the Heavy are that he is stupid, and fat.

So why isn't he American?

LOL Based solely on his characteristics, I personally think he should of been Canadian:

- He's fat. Argue all you want but this is factored by his overweight appearance, his insatiable appetite for sandwiches, chocolate and fish cake.

- He takes advantage of the health care system without ever having to pay a dime. I can't remember when the last time a heavy gave me a sandwich as I was healing him.

- He's lazy. This is proven by the fact that a heavy will always chose to use a teleporter rather than run. Yes, you can say this is for game play advantage, but how is this the case when you are on a small map like 2fort, turbine etc.

- His lack of understanding the English language. If any one butchers the English language more than Russians, it's the French-Canadians in the Montreal area. Look at the Medic and Spy, they have accents too but they don't butcher the language.

-This topic is retarded but I'm bored sitting around waiting in the lobby at my Dentist's office, so ehh.