Nov 17, 2008, 04:39 AM
the best way to deal with them is to troll the shit out of them.
make up defects that you absolutely "heard online"
tell them how much you hate some random feature that is easily ignored (I told them that I would never buy a BOSE system because I hate their logo)
act really excited at a feature in the later products they show you and insist that you are offended that they didn't show you that one first
if they have gone through every product that they have, finally decide on one, then insist you hate the brand and go with the one you knew you wanted from the start. (especially if it is the first one they showed you)
make fun of their uniform
ask for random adapters that both don't exist and would be pointless (my favorite is the Serial ATA to Svideo adapter)
make up defects that you absolutely "heard online"
tell them how much you hate some random feature that is easily ignored (I told them that I would never buy a BOSE system because I hate their logo)
act really excited at a feature in the later products they show you and insist that you are offended that they didn't show you that one first
if they have gone through every product that they have, finally decide on one, then insist you hate the brand and go with the one you knew you wanted from the start. (especially if it is the first one they showed you)
make fun of their uniform
ask for random adapters that both don't exist and would be pointless (my favorite is the Serial ATA to Svideo adapter)
/sarcasm