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Adder's terrible screenshot thread.

the lost scrolls

BOOK 1: "The Silent Void"



Thus spoke Tim Gift:

" When you have learned to mid-air mortar,

it will be time for you to Leave "



1.1



Something unknown is formed, born in the Silent Void.

Waiting alone and unmoving – it is momentarily still,

yet in constant motion.

It is the source of all things Tribal. I do not know

it's name, so I will call it the Tao of Tribes.



If the Tao is great, then the server is great.
If the server is great, then the ping is great.
If the ping is great, then the game is great.
The pubber is pleased, and there is harmony in the world.

The Tao of Tribes flows far away and returns on the
wind of
morning.


1.2



The Tao gave birth to Dynamix. Dynamix
gave birth to Slacker.
Slacker gave birth to Tribes. Now there are thousands
of players.
Each player has its purpose, however humble. Each
player expresses the Yin and Yang of the Game.
Each player has its place within the Tao.
But do not deal with CyanidePanda if you can avoid it.


1.3



In the beginning was the Tao. The Tao gave birth to Ping
and Framerate.
Therefore Ping and Framerate are the Yin and Yang of Tribes.
Players that do not comprehend the Tao are always
complaining about
Ping and Framerate of their Game. Players that
comprehend the
Tao always possess DSL and 3dfx.
How could it be otherwise?


1.4



The wise player is told about Tao and follows it.
The average player is told about Tao and searches for it.
The foolish player is told about Tao and searches for
autoaim.cs.
If it were not for newbies, there would be no Tao.

The oob snipers are hardest to see. Going forward is a
way to get disk-mined.
Great talent shows itself late in Game. Even a
perfect capper still has botched routes.



BOOK 2: "The Legendary Masters"

Thus spoke Tim Gift:

" After three days without Tribes

life becomes meaningless. "



2.1


The players of the old were mysterious and powerful.
We cannot fathom their skill and strategies, so all we do
is describe their appearance.

Strong like a charging bull.

Stealthy like a midnight predator.

Fast like a gray hawk.

Noble like a king.

Who can tell the secrets of their minds?

The answer exists only in Tao.



2.2



The Grandmaster Natural once dreamed that he was a newbie.

When he awoke, he exclaimed:

" I do not know whether I am Natural dreaming that

I am a newbie,

Or a newbie dreaming that I am Natural! "





2.3



A Player from a respected clan went to a LAN party

and returned to report to his leader, saying:

" What kind of Players are these? They behaved strangely

and only stopped playing to smoke marijuana.

Their appearance was bad and unkempt, hair long and

greasy, and hands cramped from clutching the mouse. "

The Leader said:

" I should have never sent you to the

LAN. Those players live beyond the physical world.

They consider life absurd, an accidental coincidence.

They come and go without knowing limitations.

Without a care, they live only for their game.

Why should they bother with social conventions?

They are alive within the Tao. "



2.4



A newbie once asked the #tribes op

" Here is a player who never practices and is not in a tribe.

Yet all who know him think him to be the greatest player

in the Game "

The Op replied:

" That Player has mastered the Tao.

He has gone beyond the need for practice;

he does not become angry when the ping is high

but accepts the universe without concern.

He has gone beyond the need for a tribe;

he no longer cares if anyone else covers him.

He is perfect within himself. Truly, he has entered

the mystery of Tao. "

and set ‘–v’ on the newbie.



BOOK 3: "Strategy"


Thus spoke Tim Gift:

" When in the battlefield it is too late

to make changes. "



3.1



There was once a Player who went to a

great big LAN party. Each day during that

party he would come in and tell the security

guard at the door:

" I am a famous thief and this LAN will

not go unplundered "

These words disturbed the security guard deeply

as the LAN was full of expensive equipment.

Each day he would watch the Player carefully

and give him full body searches after the day was over,

but to no avail.

At the end of the festivities the Player told the security

guard that he has plundered a great deal of booty.

Greatly perplexed the guard asked him what booty was

The Player talking about, since nothing was found on him.

Player smiled and said:

" I’ve been stealing strategies "



3.2



There was once a great tribe, which achieved victories

without any apparent strategy.

A younger inexperienced tribe seeking to imitate them

tried to do battle without a strategy and got schooled

viciously by their first opponent.

When the leader of the younger clan asked the leader

of the veterans to evaluate them, the Master Leader

criticized him for lack of strategy, saying:

" What is appropriate for the Master is not

appropriate for the novice. You must understand

Tao before transcending strategy "



3.3



Grandmaster Cheater when still young

listened to complaints of his

fellow Players once and have found that lack

of Strategy causes great grief to them.

So with his word he created Cheaters Wayside,

Causing misbalance in the Tao.

The misbalance disturbed harmony.

Therefore llamas appeared to balance out Cheaters

positive energies.



3.4



Master Ballistic once said:

" I believe in the 'perfect tribes moment' as I call it. Every so often

in the rare times I pub CTF I see no bitching, no TK's, people playing

defense, and I have better than average prediction. I feel a serene feeling

of oneness with every Player from the Newbie to fellow Master. "

When the Strategy is good the Tao is also good,

the caps and wins are plentiful

and there is harmony in the world.

The lie can be maintained only for such time as the State can shield the people from the political, economic and/or military consequences of the lie. It thus becomes vitally important for the State to use all of its powers to repress dissent, for the truth is the mortal enemy of the lie, and thus by extension, the truth becomes the greatest enemy of the State.
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Adder's terrible screenshot thread. - by Adder - Jul 17, 2009, 11:11 PM
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