[brutalenigma]

rob, i'm not often sure of anything.

but i AM certain i am the exact fat, cartoon black man you've been looking for. we were made for each other.

over the past months, i have felt a special bond growing between us and i know you've felt it too. i can sense it in your voice when we talk on the phone until 2 or 3 am and in those little, lingering glances you don't think i notice while we're working.

so, rob, broby, please make me the happiest fat bro in the whole wide world. take my hand, and make me yours.

to brofinity and beyond.

<3,
k