[Uzbekistan]

Rob, we've known each other for a long time, ever since I laid my eyes on that pipe I knew I wanted you, you'd make me the happiest asexual being in the world if you gave me that ring, I wrote you a haiku:

Rob of internet
Beautiful penis explodes
Ring is mine to keep

I know we have something special here, and with this ring as a symbol of our love we can really flourish