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shit is fucking cash i feel like a goddamn nordic god (not that different from how i usually feel)
alcohol content: who the fuck knows
buzz level: buzzed
blow job level: already got one today and i just woke up about two hours ago
what the fuck are you doing with your life
The lie can be maintained only for such time as the State can shield the people from the political, economic and/or military consequences of the lie. It thus becomes vitally important for the State to use all of its powers to repress dissent, for the truth is the mortal enemy of the lie, and thus by extension, the truth becomes the greatest enemy of the State.
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update: drunk
The lie can be maintained only for such time as the State can shield the people from the political, economic and/or military consequences of the lie. It thus becomes vitally important for the State to use all of its powers to repress dissent, for the truth is the mortal enemy of the lie, and thus by extension, the truth becomes the greatest enemy of the State.
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WombRaider Wrote:what the fuck are you doing with your life
im trying to be as awesome as u
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I'm enjoying my new high-backed leather chair that my lovely wife bought me for Christmas. Guaranteed to improve my TF2 playability by 20%.
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LTDEATH Wrote:WombRaider Wrote:what the fuck are you doing with your life
im trying to be as awesome as u :cry:
you had a bad day? i had a bad fucking decade.
I met a girl on the internet and moved in with her. We had four children all named philip. I became an alcoholic. moved out.
I caught a taxi and chewed gum redundantly, the cabdriver snapped at me. 'no
gum chewing, you stupid fuck, can't you read the sign?' I couldn't read the
sign, but i was far too wounded to speak. decided to move to japan. i have turned into a Japanese man.
my name is takashi yakazuki. tokyo is weird.
/sarcasm
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OmegaZero_Alpha Wrote:LTDEATH Wrote:WombRaider Wrote:what the fuck are you doing with your life
im trying to be as awesome as u
you had a bad day? i had a bad fucking decade.
I met a girl on the internet and moved in with her. We had four children all named philip. I became an alcoholic. moved out.
I caught a taxi and chewed gum redundantly, the cabdriver snapped at me. 'no
gum chewing, you stupid fuck, can't you read the sign?' I couldn't read the
sign, but i was far too wounded to speak. decided to move to japan. i have turned into a Japanese man.
my name is takashi yakazuki. tokyo is weird.
despite your past turmoil, u made a wise investment on becoming a japanese man, im proud of u.. keep up the good work
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What happened to the kids
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Ghostrunner Wrote:What happened to the kids
They all died in vietnam.
/sarcasm
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WombRaider Wrote:update: drunk
OmegaZero_Alpha Wrote:you had a bad day? i had a bad fucking decade.
I met a girl on the internet and moved in with her. We had four children all named philip. I became an alcoholic. moved out.
I caught a taxi and chewed gum redundantly, the cabdriver snapped at me. 'no
gum chewing, you stupid fuck, can't you read the sign?' I couldn't read the
sign, but i was far too wounded to speak. decided to move to japan. i have turned into a Japanese man.
my name is takashi yakazuki. tokyo is weird.
Legitly lmao'd.
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The lie can be maintained only for such time as the State can shield the people from the political, economic and/or military consequences of the lie. It thus becomes vitally important for the State to use all of its powers to repress dissent, for the truth is the mortal enemy of the lie, and thus by extension, the truth becomes the greatest enemy of the State.
