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jwstohr - Apr 19, 2009
The time has come....
http://www.nola.com/news/?/base/news-1/1239081731120020.xml&coll=1
Quote:A Metairie resident is recovering after a stranger bit a chunk of flesh out of his arm, and swallowed it, Saturday afternoon.
Joseph Lancellotti, 67, told authorities he did not know the suspect, later identified as Mario Vargas, 48, or why he was attacked in his front yard.
Lancellotti was gardening at his home in the 4400 block of Kawanee Avenue about 2 p.m. when he noticed a man walking toward his house, shouting angrily, the report said. Lancellotti said he couldn't understand the man because he was yelling in Spanish. But when the man got within two feet, he slugged Lancellotti in the head, the report said.
Lancellotti said he tried to defend himself with a garden rake. As the men struggled over the rake, the stranger bent over and bit Lancellotti on his right forearm, the report said. Lancellotti's flesh ripped away as he fell to the ground. The man then got on top of Lancellotti and began choking him, the report said.
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Shankstah - Apr 19, 2009
I knew it, time to prepare the barricades and shotguns.
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Hell-met - Apr 19, 2009
Mental moron =/= zombie
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jwstohr - Apr 19, 2009
I thought I put this in the misc area.... my bad.
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Ranma - Apr 20, 2009
The street the guy lives on is right by the hospital, I'm thinking the crazed guy just walked over from his earlier hospital treatment.
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xilban - Jul 04, 2009
Ranma Wrote:The street the guy lives on is right by the hospital, I'm thinking the crazed guy just walked over from his earlier hospital treatment.
It's thinking like this that contributes to the zombies spreading.
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EggBanjo - Jul 04, 2009
Rakes are usless against zombies.
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OmegaZero_Alpha - Jul 05, 2009
too bad you can successfully armor yourself from a zombie attack with some starched denim or a cheap leather jacket, or they would scare me.
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Hell-met - Jul 05, 2009
zombie security expert ^
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Vekkul - Jul 06, 2009
EggBanjo Wrote:Rakes are usless against zombies.
Plants Vs. Zombies disagrees with you.